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The Rogue's Gallery.
In rogue news, Shaky Jake- King of the V.A.G.R.A.N.T.s- has triumphantly returned to Oakland after a year's absence. Yes, the vibrating one broke loose of his Virginia mental hospital, and has been spreading terror in the streets. All is right with the world.
Agents of V.A.G.R.A.N.T. (the Violent, Anti-social, Grimy Regiment for Anarchy, Nihilism and Terror):
The Door Man: This guy's M.O. is to hang out in front of different Oakland stores and bars and to open the door for the various people who are fully capable of opening the doors for themselves. So, since he provided this unsolicited service for people, of course they are indebted to him and should give him change. And some people are actually dub enough to pay him.
The Regis Philbin Conundrum.
For almost a decade now, one questions has captivated my mind, and eluded me. I've studied Psychology, Anthropology, Planetary Geology, Oceanography, Qualitative Quantum Physics; but all of these sciences have failed me. Nay, even modern science and philosophy can not explain this mystery. Regis Philbin- what the Hell?
When I was in college, I had several classes in the
morning, so I had to get up at the ungodly hour of 9:00AM. I would
awaken to a funny little gnome and the abrasively annoying red head who
sat beside him, and it confused me. Who was this strange man on my
television screen? So many other questions flooded my brain, and
over these many years, I have answered none.
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