*We've done everything right for so many years, we finally learned how to do it wrong the right way - Steven Tyler
*I have always said I would rather grow up being wrong than being right in someone else's eyes - Steven Tyler
*The mind is like a parachute, it only works if it's open - Steven Tyler
*I don't like to write songs and sing them unless I lived the experience once before and thereby causing an epiphinous state onstage which send my mind in to the way outersphere causing a simulation of the seventies - Steven Tyler
*If you take a risk, two things will happen. People will laugh at you. Or you'll be way ahead of everybody else - Steven Tyler
*The reason a dog has so many friends is he wags his tail instead of his tongue - Steven Tyler
*I'd like to have my ashes spread all over the beach, so even after I'm dead I'm still gonna get in girls' pants - Steven Tyler
*... it's much more fun to fuck up onstage, in front of people. - Steven Tyler
*Everything I've every loved was immoral, illegal, or grew hair on your palms. - Steven Tyler
*My three favorite ingredients: curry, almond extract and vulva nectar - Steven Tyler
*There was a young man from Kent, who had one so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, he stuck it in double and instead of coming he went!... HhhmmmHmmm..! - Steven Tyler
*Oh great spirit manifested in all things/ As infinite intelligence of the universe/ The one God of all religions called by many names/ Bring our hearts together in peace/ So we may realize that all things are connected through you/ Remove all our fear/ So we may see the true meaning and purpose of our existence/ Fill our souls with your spirit/ So we may join together will all loving beings/ To bring peace and joy to all the world/ According to your plan/ So thy will be done/ Amen/ Peace/ And peace forever. - Steven Tyler
*Pervert? Could that possibly be me? - Steven Tyler
*I don't remember much of the '70s, or the '80s. Gee. - Steven Tyler
*MOIST*, that's a good word, I love that word-Steven Tyler
*(on the secret to a successful partnership)Having a direct, positive response to our music is a big perk- it keeps it exciting for us. And we've come to realize that we're musicians first and foremost, and we still love playing together night after night-Steven Tyler, Seventeen-April, 1994
*I guess I am a feminist of sorts, I love woman so much, and I celebrate the female side in me because I appreciate it so much - Steven Tyler, Seventeen-April 1994
*I put so sex in my lyrics because I'm always thinking about it, it's always on my mind - Steven Tyler, Globe and Mail, Febuary 1997
*If we hang ourselves, it's going to be on the tree of creativity - Steven Tyler, Globe and Mail, Febuary 1997
*I really don't feel and age gap with our fans, but then again, we don't create one. You have to be in touch with what younger fans are going through in their lives, and I think we are. Anyone can write mature songs. It's harder to write songs about what you really are, and we're all kids at heart - Steven Tyler, Toronto Star, 1997
*Mary had a little sheep, and with this sheep she went to sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb-Steven Tyler
*We would like to help you out, which way did you come in..?-Steven Tyler
*You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap-Steven Tyler
*If you have a candle, the light won't grow any dimmer if I light yours off mine-Steven Tyler
*Men are too busy talking about how big their dicks are, If men bleed, tampons would be free-Stevn Tyler
*Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid-Steven Tyler
*Goodnight, God bless, and don't forget to wear a rubber-Steven Tyler
*Keep your nose to the grindstone - It sharpens yer boogers-Steven Tyler
*The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those that got there first-Steven Tyler
*I love every bone in a womans body, especially mine-Steven Tyler
*Everything I've ever loved was immoral, illegal, or grew hair on your palms-Steven Tyler
*Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most-Steven Tyler
*And remember, the light of the tunnel may be you, and it's not the light of an incoming train-Steven Tyler
*Shit fire and save matches, fuck a duck and see what hatches-Steven Tyler
*F-C-K, the only thing missing is U-Steven Tyler
*(on whether they get dumped on for having so many sexy woman in their videos) Sure we do ... but hey, if we were girls, we'd have good looking guys in our videos, we try to be sexy without being sexist - Joe Perry, Seventen-April 1994
*I like the way this record sounds, it sounds loud - Joe Perry, on Nine Lives, Globe and Mail-Febuary 1997
*Don't tell me what to do, I'm having fun!-Joe Perry
*Is that a drug reference? I thought we gave up on drugs..-Joe Perry
*This is our tour, don't fuck with our music-Joe Perry
*Steven has a lot more time to be obbsessed with sex now that he's not fucked up-Tom Hamilton
*I think I deserve to ask MTV a question.. Do I have any roast beef in my teeth? I just ate-Tom Hamilton
*I wanted to get a t-shirt that said: "I'm the least fucked up" - Tom Hamilton
*It's to easy to do something different, the challenge is to stay in your own space, and keep it good. That's the hard part - Brad Whitford, Toronto Star, 1997
