The first Steven Tyler page on the net

#1)Boring question.. What's your name/nick? Do Not Press Enter!

#2)If Steven spat out his gum, and it landed in your hair, what would you do?

I'd keep it in my hair, forever

I'd cut it out, keep it in a little box, and worship it as if it were a God

I would pick it out, and start chewing it myself

I would throw it away

#3)If you walked into a building where you KNEW Aerosmith had stood, 20 years ago, what would you do?

I would immediatly drop to my knees, and begin kissing the floor

I would stop, and have a moment of silence

I wouldn't care

#4)You find Stevens hotel room key, what do you do?

I would go to the hotel, go to said room, strip down naked, and lie on the bed

I would put it on a chain around my neck, and carry it everywhere I went

How would I possibly know it was HIS room key?

#5)A radio station holds a contest, whoever does the most insane stunt gets to meet Aerosmith, so you..

I would lie naked in the middle of the busiest street in town, and whenever someone came up to me, I'd bark at them and start grooming myself with my tounge

I would wear a large bunny rabbit suit, and hop around the city for a day, handing out little bottlecaps to people

I would stand by the road and sing Aeromsith songs for an hour

I wouldn't

#6)You're failing school because..

Aerosmith is touring, I must follow them everywhere they go..

I am too busy listening to Nine Lives on my discman to pay attention to any dull teacher

I'm not

#7)You deal with non-fans by..

burning them at the stake

pasting little kick me signs on their back

trying to convert them

#8)Your Christmas wish list this year is close to this one

Steven Tyler

Aerosmith, Get your wings, Toys in the Attic, Rocks, etc..

Barbie, Hot Wheels, and Tickle Me Elmo

#9)You see Steven on the street, so you..

make sure you're back 500ft.. damn restraining order

Stroll up to him, but decline his offer to give you an autograph, your body is already covered with tattoo's of other times he's done that

Run up to him and begin kissing him furiously

faint

#10)You eat, sleep and breath..

AEROSMITH

food, on a bed, oxygen

#11)What would you like to see on my site? Do you like my site? Do you like *ME*? Do you love me? Do you?


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