Real Lyric: I'll show you how to fax in the mail room honey
Heard Lyric: I'll show you how to bounce in the bedroom honey
RL: Love in an elevator
HL: Loing an alligator
Walk This Way
RL: Walk This Way
HL: Walk and Sway
RL: Just give me a kiss
HL: Just give me some head
Dude Looks Like a lady
RL: Dude Looks Like A Lady
HL: Don't look like a lady
HL: Doin' it like a lady
HL: Do it like a lady
HL: Do the funky lady
HL: Don't be such a lady
Get a Grip
RL: And what is a one eyed trouser trout?
HL: And what you wanna choose a chout? (What he meant by "chout" I have no idea BUT..)
HL: And what, ya wanna go make out?
RL: Skin and bones, it ain't such a pity
HL: Skin and bones, at eight cents a penny
Fever
RL: They threw me out of jail..
HL: They found me in the jones..
RL: Fever gives you lust with an appitite
HL: Fever hits you like a methane tank
RL: So I beg yo pardon sir
HL: So don't go break your promises
Shut up and Dance
RL: Don't get deep
HL: Dogs get screwed
Gotta Love It
RL: And they rub your nose in the funky spot
HL: And they rub your nose in the fuckin' snot
RL: I wanna say you're a firecraker, I wanna say you're a switchblade knife
HL: I wanna see your firecracker, I wanna see your switchblade knife
RL: You make your sex a career
HL:You like your sex up the rear
HL: You make your sex up, unreal
HL: You make your sex life unreal
HL: You make your sex up from here
RL: Is it for real or just a double feature?
HL: Is it for real or just a Devil's feature?
Taste of India
RL: To think of what I'll get tonight
HL: To finger what I'll get tonight
Amazing
RL: I was wishing that I would die
HL: I was pushing it out, on rye
HL: I was pushing it out, for my
HL: I was whipping it at her eye
RL: But I didn't listen to all that righteous talk
HL: But I didn't listen, oh, I learned to walk
Big Ten Inch
RL: 'cept my big ten inch
HL: suck my big ten inch
Remember(walking in the sand)
RL: (remember) her smile was so inviting
HL: (remember) the sand was so inviting
RL: (remember) softly, softly we met with a kiss
HL: (remember) softly, softly we made in the deep
RL: what will you do with it now
HL: what can I do with it now
RL: With her finger tips
HL: I licked her tits
Magic Touch
RL: (Somebody better call a doctor, doctor) or wake me up with a shove
HL: to wake me up for the show
Rattlesnake Shake
RL:I've got to be your rocking horse
HL:I've got to be your rocking whore
F.I.N.E
RL: And Joe Perry says I'm alright!
HL: And Your parrot says I'm alright
Back In The Saddle
RL: four bits gets you time in the racks
HL: Four bitches gets you turning blue
Monkey On My Back
RL: some king whose mental house is just a shack
HL: some kid who thinks his house is just a shack
Rag Doll
RL: get it while it's easy
HL: get it while it's cheesy
Falling In Love (Is So Hard On the Knees)
RL: I feel like I have been hit by a fuck
HL: I feel like I have been your fire truck
HL: I feel like I have been fire fucked
RL: Man, you're so much like your sister
HL: Man, you suck much like assistant
Janie's Got A Gun
RL: Janie's last I.O.U.
HL: janie' s last spy on you
RL: they found underneath the train
HL: they found him underneath the chair
RL: they found him underneath the train
HL: they found him underneath the trash
What it Takes
RL: me you ain't dyin' when you're cryin' for me...
HL: Tell me you were bacon when you faded on me
Just Push Play
RL: putting on the kasbah
HL: putting on a girl's bra
Dream On
RL: Sing with me, sing
HL: Sing women, sing
HL: Sing winner, sing
Attitude Ajustment
RL: hey I think you need an attitude adjustment
HL: hey I think you need a letter to the judge man
Last Child
RL: I was the last Child, just a punk in the street
HL: it was a nice chance to fuck in the street
Same Old Song and Dance
RL: coincidental murder with nothin to show
HL: coincidental minor, with nothin to show
Kiss Your Past Goodbye
RL: I think that you should let your caged bird fly
HL I think that you should let your caged WORK fly
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