Where’s everybody staying (Section II)

Despite my less than subtle hints of staying somewhere else, there are indeed other options. One, follow Sean or Griz around. They are sure to lead you to an exotic pleasure-dome of exquisite taste and grandeur. Griz once managed to wake up in one of the finest establishments of all of St. Pete’s beach Florida; though his one way ticket did include a unique smell, sand in the pants, and the proverbial puke stain. This of course was noticed only when trying to get assistance from the hotel management. Needless to say this route is a crap shoot at best. The other option is the PUGS financial aid package. Although Stafford does not yet support the initiative, I do encourage qualified students, part time employees, or those in otherwise need of assistance to inquire about the following:

Floor, cellar, or lawn space at 641 Shady Drive East

This quaint early 20th century home includes all of the immensities one would expect from a party host and extras too ! Like a hand crafted deluxe Ping Pong Table and randomly placed, fully exposed cellar toilet. Not to mention a fat brown dog.

Discounted luxury coach to and from New England (Please see What’s this about a Bus?)

Free meals and entertainment as provided.

All other weekend activities as outlined in The Plan.

So basically you get to crash at my house for the weekend.

If you feel this exclusive resort-like accommodations fits your needs, apply today. Give me a call for more details.

If You Host it... They Will Come !
Outline of Information
Where’s everybody staying ? (Section 1)
Where’s everybody staying (Section II)
What’s this about a Bus?
What’s required on our part ?
What are we going to do when we get there?
Epilogue
Suggested Hotel Acommodations