What’s this about a Bus?

The Happy Bunch Bus From Hell, I can only assume, will ride again!! This festival of lunacy has lived as long as the party and as frightening as it may be, it actually makes sense. I leave you with portions of last year’s description already in progress . . this kick-off mobile party is now in its 4th successful year. What else would you expect but success from an event spearheaded, organized and controlled by the only human with a born-on-date ! This team of professional "road-trippers" departs with their multi-passenger vehicle (sized according to interest) on the morning of July 30th from a central CT location, to arrive in Pittsburgh just in time to forget the trip. This method of transportation is not only cost efficient, but environmentally conscience, and invaluable in it’s entertainment merit. Not to mention it carries our fat -asses around for the weekend. (not that we have a driver anymore - the dirty rat bastard). I still threaten, and very well may, fly to CT just to join the ride. Passenger pick-ups ( in route) may be considered and refreshments will indeed be served ! So, for more information on how to join what the critics refer to as "a world class traveling freak show", "the missing link of a generation already referred to as X", and "the epitome of why some adults should be detained" please contact your travel host, Nate ‘how did I ever get this f---in responsibility’ Herzog. The tiny crystal elephant palace can be reached at 860-243-3615. Reserve your seat NOW !

If You Host it... They Will Come !
Outline of Information
Where’s everybody staying ? (Section 1)
Where’s everybody staying (Section II)
What’s this about a Bus?
What’s required on our part ?
What are we going to do when we get there?
Epilogue
Suggested Hotel Acommodations