Slash
Statistics
- Height: 6'9"
- Weight: 269 lbs.
- Species/Race: Human
- Age: 19
- Eyes: N/A
- Hair: Dirty blonde
History:
As a child, Slash often lifted weights and did major muscle building, and by the age of 23 when he stopped growing, he had height enlargements put into place.
Slash is basically known as the enforcer of any group he is in, because of his size and strength, there is not too much you can do against him, he also has many resistances to poisons.
In most cases Slash will battle anyone that opposes him or his friends. He will not back down from any fight, even if he does happen to lose, which is not a common occurence, him and his friends will win in the end. Often Slash, Red Paladin, and Pyro team up to battle a great deal of foes. With all their combined powers, and despite Pyro's weaknesses and ego, they always pull through and defeat all evil.
To basically look for evil, Slash often hangs out near malls and other human teenage infested places, and often gives people the eye and some people take reaction to it, and then that's where it begins. Most of the time, evil is scared off as soon as they see him, but in some cases Slash must fight. When he is with Pyro, Pyro sometimes thinks he is helping Slash out, but both of them know that Slash is just protecting Pyro.
Slash stays on Earth and goes to school and learns about technology and its possibilties. Studies about high-tech computer stuff =) although all studies at school are not appropriate for his level of knowledge of computers, he has learned ALL of the basics and intermediate skills and has completed a lot of advanced skills as well. One day, he will become more rich that the humanoid known as Bill Gates and he will "buy out" Bill Gates, as seen in Simpsons, and take over the world just as Bill Gates has with his faulty software.
Description:
Slash has a big build. Although he looks huge, he is even more powerful and strong than he looks. His looks are quite strange. Some people think he is very good looking, others think of him as ugly. He also has built up immunity to 98% of known poisons. He also has certain spells which have been places upon him, that reduces the amount of pain that spells can induce on him.
Personality:
Well.. he's either your friend or an ememy. His friends are generally better off. He has a great sense of humor, he also has many sick jokes, but you all love it! :) At times, he can be serious. Just don't bother him when he is doing something else, he will either ignore you or get mad and yell at you =) He also gets along with many males and females.
Appearance:
Slash likes to wear a lot of different clothes. In a nut shell, he generally dresses in either jeans, or Tearaways or some other kind of pants :) Generally, he wears either a Nike or Adidas shirt, sometimes with a silver overshirt. On sunny days, Slash pulls out the sweet and sexy Oakleys. Sometimes he wears a hat, and when he does, it's backwards, because that's the only way it looks good on him.
Weapons and Accessories:
- his fists
- a small knife (sometimes carries with him)
- sometimes uses swords and battle axes
Strengths
- Survival
- Advanced Fighting
- Quick pornography viewing
- Most poisons are ineffective on him
Weaknesses
- Becomes weak and sick (to his stomach) whenever he thinks of either:
- Jen Lecluse
- Mel Logan
- Brandy Poirier
- After eating, he cannot preform to his full potental due to his slow metabolism
- Falls for just about any hot chick in distress
Explanations:
Jen Lecluse: A very short little girl that uses nails and other forces of mind control to try to play with Slash's mind. She has also been known to be very fond of shin-kicking. She has a few other aliases (Little TMN, Little Girl TMN).
Mel Logan: A very fat and ugly cow to put it in English. She is about 5'7, and approximately 300 lbs. Maybe more. Her face is like something from hell prophets say if you look at it, you will either go blind with major pyschological issue's or you will just plain die. She also has many other aliases due to her size (Fatty, Fat, BIG GIRL, moooooooooooooooooooo, moomoo, ugly, and more).
Brandy Poirier: A very strange creature, no one has been able to determine what race this is, it is thought it is an orc. The gender of this creature is also undeterminable, it sounds and looks like a guy, yet claims to be a girl, but because of her lack of breasts, it's hard to tell. (Her aliases: Geek, Man, Braddy).