Welcome to the home of 'Have You Seen Steve?'

The sole retailer for HYSSF products

We are a new, fantastically brilliant merchandising company who makes t-shirts, stickers and posters based around the apparent lack of Steve, Melbourne's resident psychopathic, evil, singing loony.

What people have said about HYSSF:
"Who the f**k is Steve?"
"What the f**k are you on about mate?"
"Huh?"
"Dude, you're a loony"
"Get a life!"
"F**k off!"
"Steve who?"

Here's the story of the original missingness of steve:
On a dark and stormy night, in the heart of Melbourne, a large group of us was involved in a strenuous pool competition. At the competition's completion, we went to leave, and discovered that our friendly host and guide, Steve, WAS GONE! So, we valiant soldiers proceeded on a mission to find the man who could not be found. We searched high and low, in and out, but still there was no Steve. Next we took to asking passers by "Have You Seen Steve?" We were even forced to resort to pulling over taxis and asking the drivers, and writing large messages on the pavement in jumbo chalk. Eventually Steve presented himself, so we stuffed him in the boot of his Dad's car and drove him home.
Now we immortalise the occasion, and ask you to join us in asking the holy question,

"HAVE YOU SEEN STEVE?"

NEWEST ADDITIONS:- HYSSF Records!!!!

HYSSF features: (hold the mouse on them for a description)

Isn't the word PENIS great? I have a suggestion..... that along with Steve, we should also involve some time reciting the word PENIS. A good start is 7932 times per day. You can then work up from there. Ok? The Penis Chant in the HYSSF Hymn Book can be useful for this purpose.

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