The Backissue Page

Now, thanks to the wonderful invetion of linear time, the Backissue page has many wonderful articles from months that (also owing to linear time) will never be seen in the course of history again. So, unless you did everything you planned on doing in one of these months, this is the next best thing to being able to travel back in time (which could cause a paradox and other messy things), and read the issues like they were new. Also on this page, are small captions of all the issues that allow you to read one of the funnier statements, see what is offered, or interest you enough to stay with The SPU.



The '97 New year's issue (Agent 001/2)
"After I fell and hit my head on the table and was put into a coma. ."

The February '97 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .whenever a person stepped on the gas, the engine would blow up. ."

The March '97 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .about 4 or 5 hits, the jogger went down and the green guy took his wallet. ."

The April '97 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .after last year's April Fool's Day volcano. . ."

The June '97 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .and all I had to do was take them to a Wal-mart. . ."

The July '97 Issue (Agents 001 and 00-1)
"Ha ha ha! Fool! Not miles, Light Years"
"Whatever you call 'em. Deal?"

The Other July '97 Issue (Agent 001)
". .TWO HUNDRED BUCKS! You can't sell the Space Shuttle for TWO HUNDRED BUCKS!"

The August '97 Issue (Agents 001/2 and 001)
". .and before we could laugh at this stupid, yet comical act, Agent 000 was being mauled again."

The September '97 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that."

The October '97 Issue (Agent 001)
". .FOOL! YOU'VE LED THEM TO ME!"

The November '97 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .we opened the door, yelled 'Trick or treat, Eh?', and helped ourselves."

The December '97 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .he had disassembled a Zamboni machine, unplugged a restaurant coffee maker, plugged the air conditioning vents in a Mazda Miata that had it's doors unlocked, and blown up a major weather monitoring station. . ."

The February '98 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .the generator ignited a parked tanker truck full of hydrogen tha exploded in a huge fireball that melted the snow for 50 metres around. ."

The February '98 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .There was no rifle! It was all a figment of our imaginations! Then we thought a bit more about it and realized that the police probably just took it to the police station for evidence."


The May '98 Issue (Agent 00-1)
". .Well, it worked out fine until some of the corn started on fire. ."


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