Dr. Emerson, or Dr. E as we call him, used to be a freelance
world conqueror before he hooked up with Schmick.
He’s had a long history with law enforcement agencies
all over the world, but he's been tricky enough to elude
them all. Some of his finest work was the Creme de la Kremlin,
in which he covered Russia’s capital with a blanket
of creamed corn. He was truly a great find!
Schmick set him up with his own floor of the compound
and enough money to buy Luxembourg. He now works on his latest
invention for world domination. His turn offs are butterscotch
icecream, polka 8-tracks, and women named Bruce.
