Name: Bob Johnson

Rank: Mail Carrier / Sergeant, First Class

Fun Quote: "Sure your package is damaged, but I have a .357 magnum that says you won't complain."

 

Our mail man and Sergeant, First Class, Bob is a jack of all trades.

He’s makes a great mail carrier and it gives him that little edge he needs to be a great sergeant. He drills the D.A.N.G.E.R. army on a daily basis and makes sure the rest of the forces are running all right. He can kill a man with an envelope and specializes in foul weather training.

Unfortunately, he won't work holidays.