We don't write reports of all our battle's here only the particularly relveant one's which have history behind them. Many of these are special scenarios which are also detailled here. Unlike the battle reports you might read in White Dwarf ours don't include maps or details of every move that was made, instead we write them from the point of view of someone who was there, usually one of the gang leaders. This usually works well but some of the reports of longer games may seem to drone on a bit.
| Battle | Date | "Author" |
| Showdown At Subway-Rock | 2/12/40099 | The Captain, leader of Gorg's Avengers |
| TDOL Rescue | 14/01/40100 | Sump Falls Rag |
| TDOL Rescue | 14/01/40100 | Report to Captain Orgarand of the Arbitrators by Spandex Militia |
| Danktowers shoot-out | 16/01/40100 | Caine, leader of Caine's Bitter & Twisted Company |
| Pernicia proves herself? | 26/01/40100 | Pernicia, leader of the Spandex Militia |
| Insult and Injury ! | 31/01/40100 | Sump Falls Rag, Interviews Steel and Caine |
| Arch-Redemptionist Defeated! | 26/05/40100 | Sump Falls Rag, Interview with The Captain |
| Friends of Humanity Victorious | 9/06/40100 | Sump Falls Rag, Interview with Gibson of the Cromads |
| Barder Dead! | 21/06/40100 | Sump Falls Rag |
| Tatterena retaken | 08/07/40100 | Sump Falls Rag, article, Red Army Faction Communique, and interview with Caine |
| The worm turns | 20/08/40100 | Sump Falls Rag, article, Spandex Militia take Tatterenda from the RAF |
| Tatterenda Beseiged | 24/08/40100 | Sump Falls Rag, article, Spandex Militia Tatterenda come under attack from Caine's and the RAF |
| Tatterenda liberated (again)! | 24/08/40100 | Sump Falls Rag, article, Spandex Militia Tatterenda, Caine's and the RAF fight it out once more. Pick executed by Abel !! |