Greetings all! This is an idea I came up with a while ago. It relies on you, to tell me, what to talk about... or at least it used to until I realized the potential of a bad day and a wandering mind...
If you have a subject, click here . And now I bring you...
Duck Droppings...
| page1 | page 2 | page 3 | page 4 | page 5 | page 6 | back home
Pro wrestling
-sent in by an anonymous person
Well first of all, let me say that I used to love wrestling. But I think the state of wrestling, is also getting worse. Too many great wrestlers are becoming "jobbers" (someone that loses because of the script, promises of more money, or promises of a better future) and talent is getting wasted. The content nowadays is also getting a little out of hand (WWF and ECW) and even WCW is starting to go a little overboard. Anyway, I meant this section to be funny, but someone sent me this and I thought it was a good one. I miss saying "You're a jobber!!! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*)" at house shows....
People who "whisper to all" in chat rooms
-Anonymous
They are a CURSE!!!! THEY'RE A PLAGUE TO ALL HUMANITY!!! AND THEY SHOULD BE BOOTED ON SIGHT!!!!!... but not without finding out if it was an accident first.... cause I got booted out of a room once for accidentally doing it.
The Backstreet Boys
Anonymous
Idolatry? I dunno...
The Spice Girls
The same anonymous person... (Ladies and all you other ladies out there.... it appears I have a stalker... Xinlei, is that you???)
Okay, here goes.... *gasp* Can't sing, can't act, annoying as all get out. NEXT!!!!!
Supermarket Express Lanes
Sent in by *gasp* another Anonymous person
Hoo boy! Now we're getting original! I think that supermarket express lanes are a gift and a curse. Ten items or less.... sounds good to me... until I get in line and end up being there for an hour behind Godzilla in a pink mu-mu (did I spell that right?), only Godzilla's butt cheeks aren't twice my size. And when I finally get up to the counter, I have to deal with a seriously perturbed individual who's been putting up with price checks and buck toothed screaming babies all day... forget postmen ladies and gentlemen... the day these guys snap there's gonna be a cleanup on isle 7 if I've ever seen one... but seriously, it can be a good thing. If you get there on the right day, you can be in and out in 5 minutes... and that's usually the day that the cute girls are working at Kroger, and are feeling particularly friendly.....
Dave Barry, eat your heart out....
The Budwieser Frogs
sent in by yet another anonymous person
I think I figured out who my little "anonymous stalker" is.... thought I heard a bird in the background...
So, it's the frogs this time, huh? Well, the only thing I can say about those amphibious spokes-appetizers is that they are really getting old. I noticed that they haven't been seen in a while..... which means that either those lizards finally got to them or someone in the Big Easy is having frog legs tonight....
Socks (???)
Sent in by (Guess.... it's really easy)
Socks??? This is getting weird.... okay.... Couldn't live without 'em. My grandmother says that we won't have to wear them in Heaven....
Annoying, anonymous people
Sent in by an annoying, anonymous person
I was wondering when this one would come up. Okay, *pops knuckles*.... let's play. Anonymity is a wonderful thing.... until it drives a certain Cajun's nerves up the wall. While giving some great ideas, this person has absolutely driven me sane (yes, that says S-A-N-E)!!! I'm pretty sure who it is now.... I'm just waiting for her (I'm postitive it's a her) to slip up....
Red Cars
Sent in my an insane person
Red cars... it all depends on the model... Dodge Viper: Groovy. Renault Le Car: Gravy
Cheerleaders
I'm not even gonna say it this time....but good lord, she just sent me nine more!!!
Personally, I like cheerleaders... we band members and cheerleaders fit hand in hand: we play, they dance to it.... simple... until the game is over. A lot of cheerleaders become the stereotyped queen/ bimbo/ band-hating/ not-so-nice-person. There are exeptions, though. I know some girls that are cheerleaders and they're very sweet ladies!
Brunch
Anonymous (couldn't think of a snappy one this time)
Brunch is evil. Plain and simple. I'm getting robbed of a meal, but I can't figure out which one...
Titanic
Sent in by someone who also sent me the other 4,000 subjects...
To be honest, I still haven't seen it yet. The only reason I'd see it is that I was a big Titanic buff when I was a kid, and that I think Kate Winslet with red hair is cuuuuuuuuute (as all other red heads are.) UPDATE!
1-17-99
Okay, I saw it a few months ago (June actually) and just forgot to mention it. Cried like a boy whose dog got run over.
People who use Y'all as a word
Sent in by someone who Łove's to bug me...
Having lived all of my life here in Mississippi, I couldn't see the point as to why someone would send me this one... anyway, I kinda like the word. I think it's kinda cute hearing a girl say it (watch me get 20 e-mails from girls saying Y'all...).
Happy Noodle Boy
Look, I know where you live, who you are, what your name is, and what your favorite cartoon is... so tell me who you are or I'll e-mail bomb everyone I know into oblivion...
Used to think he was funny, now I really really dunno...
House Plants
Take a wild guess as to who sent this one....
Highly intelligent beings. Will tell you how to pick open someone's hair follicles with a chainsaw .... for a price.
Pick-Up Trucks
sent in by someone who I'm Leaning towards betting that she's wiggling her butt at me and is lining up more stuff for me as soon as I finish this
Who would want to pick up a truck (insert cymbal crash here)? The common species of pickup truck here is often seen lying on four objects known as "blocks", or are ten feet tall and parked in my spot at school...
Soap
Anonymous (everyone who say that one coming, raise your hand... To my "stalker": Thanks for all the good ideas. Keep them coming.... but I still wanna know who you are)
Wouldn't know... don't bathe... kidding.
Butter flavored motor oil
Sent in by Gonja
Um... okay. I guess it would go pretty good with a baked potatoe (spelled Dan Quayle style)... maybe popcorn. Would keep you car smelling like a movie theater.
Skim milk
sent in by Pepper
Personally, I have never seen the difference in the different types of milk ('cept maybe butter milk). I think it's a conspiracy by the milk companies to take over the world by creating different types of milk, getting everyone to drink different kinds, then cut off the supplies to the most common types.... 'cause he who controls the Milk, controls Earth (whoa, good Dune reference)
Net Relationships
Sent in by Lala
Very dangerous... (does a Forrest Gump voice) and that's all I have to say about that... UPDATE! APRIL 18, 1998
It's funny how things change sometimes, oui? A month ago I was bashing net relationships... now I'm praising them! Basically, I wasn't speaking from experience because this was a new concept for me. Now I realize that in a way, Net Relationships can be better than IRL ones, in that the physicalities are removed from it and you're left with the purest form of love: The mental kind. Now that I'm in love with someone my mind feels more whole than it has in a little over two years! UPDATE! APRIL 26, 1998
Again I reiterate... very dangerous
cabbage
Name and address withheld be request
uh.... it's green, it tastes like crunchy water... that's about it...
Burger King Crowns
sent in by rrain...
Hail to the king, baby... I don't se many of those anymore.... brings back old memories.... (insert wavy effects here) "me small, at a birthday party.... with a bunch of 6-yr olds I don't even remember anymore.... and they're picking on me! Mommy? Why are they picking on me??? Why do they call me names??? They stole my fries! They're laughing at me mommy!!! Make them stop!!!" .... no, that was last week....
| page1 | page 2 | page 3 | page 4 | page 5 | page 6 | back home
If you have a subject, click here
© 2000 Rabid Duckie Productions
