Duck Droppings...page 4

Duck Droppings... page 4

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Surrealism
-Sent in by a person who doesn't realize that I'm joking about half of these "Sent in by" things

Something started by a bunch of wacko artists who still haven't reached their goal...

Dirt
-Sent in by H

Yikes! Where do you come up with these things? Dirt... hmmm... God made dirt, dirt don't hurt.

Hommous
-Sent in by the only blasted person that sends me any subjects

Hommous? What the heck is hommous? Sounds like a forgotten character from Bonanza or something.

The concept of time
-Sent in by H

"Time is but merely a metahpor we use to constrain ourselves" -Myself

Candy canes
-Sent in by H

Um... used in the mummification rituals of Santa's elves to pull out internal organs through major orifices

Insane Canadian Stalkers who love Cajuns
-Sent in by H

Hmmmm...... if I was cajun, then I'd give a flip!

Cheese
-Sent in by H

Yuck.... yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck..... I hate cheese... unless it's a white cheese.... then I'll think about it....

People who don't update Gumbo On...
-Sent in by an impatient H

Well what am I doing now? Hmmm???

Kittens
-Sent in by H

My favorite animals. Warm, fuzzy, don't backtalk... taste great too.... (just kidding, I swear)

the annoying kind of kittens that Gumbo tries to get away from... but it doesn't work cause they communicate via the gumbo on form
-Sent in my H

No comment...

naked jello wrestling
-Sent in by H

Uh........ Matt? What did you do to this girl??? Nevermind, I don't wanna know....

large multicolored butterflies
-Sent in by H

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T MENTION THOSE! THEY'RE JUST ABOUT AS BAD AS THE BUNNIES!!! NO, NOT THE BUNNIES!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THEM! THEY'RE EVERWHERE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys with long hair
-Sent in by H

No problem, I used to have a pony tail! (Yes, me... I'm serious... uh.... you can stop laughing... I said stop laughing.... STOP IT!!!.... I MEAN IT, QUIT!!!!... I'll leave, I swear I will.....that's it.... I'm going to see Godzilla again... you can leave now.... leave...now.... I SAID LEAVE!.... GO HOME!!!..... )

Lipstick
-Sent in by H

My personal favorite makeup to wear.... on my CHEEK!!! Nah really... I love lipstick, FOR ME TO POOP ON! (I wonder if anyone got that joke)

5 year olds
-Sent in by H

Read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, then ask me again...

Newspapers
-Sent in by H

Newspapers, besides CNN, are the only source of outside news from the little sheltered world called Mississippi... if it wasn't for them, we'd have no idea what was going on... like we do anyway... people here only see what they want to, and if something's dirty or immoral to them, they're trained to not notice... kinda like those guys on Babylon 5 with the funky hair.

Rocks
-Sent in by H (what else is new?)

I don't know why anyone ever thought rocks would make good pets... they're unclean, they pee all over the place, they just sit there and stare at you... it gets on my nerves!

Empty toilet paper rolls
-Sent in by H

The main source of all the jokes on the first season of Mad About You...

Rap music
-Sent in by RaNCiD
Home page - Martians stole my coloring book

Woo Hoo! Someone new!!! Hmmm.... okay, you made it pretty clear in your message that you didn't like rap. True, B.I.G. is dead, but Tupac isn't! Anywho, personally... I really don't like rap music, but I loved it when it was great groups like the Fat Boys, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, and (dare I say it) M.C. Hammer... but nowadays, it's just the same beats, the same prostitute, the same about of swearing in one minute, the same words, all just re-written and sampled by another guy in a year. But, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Marilyn Manson
-Sent in by RaNCiD
Home page - Martians stole my coloring book

Hoo boy... I was wondering when this one would come up. Okay... *ahem* scares the living snot out of me. I don't have a problem with him, but if I brought one of his CD's in my house I would get kicked out of my house! Other than that, I admit to sometime liking the beginning of the live version of Antichrist Superstar... but I still cringe when I see that wicked-looking headpiece in the Beautiful People and still refuse to buy any of his music.

UPDATE! July 31, 1998

Y'know... all that stuff I just said? Scratch that. I think he's fake, I think Nihilists are fake, Nietsche is a bad philosopher, and Atheists... don't make me laugh. I'm sick of being PC about that stuff... For all you hopeless losers out there, just remember it's one nation under GOD... if you don't like it, get out of the US. Trust me it's no one's loss, in fact I bet we can even raise money to get a ticket for you! But hey, according to your beliefs, it wouldn't matter cause it's pointless anyway... God Bless!

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