Welcome To ADOPT A LOSER!!! Here you'll find the finest selection of homeless losers for you to adopt. The best part is you don't have to take care of them cause uh we really don't care if they die. Well lemme tell you a bit about each one.
This is Justin aka Afro Boy. He is rather friendly towards both men and woman (animals and children too) but he tends to speak a strange language he refers to as "Ghetto". You might need to trim his afro every once and awhile so it doesn't over grow your house but he can alwayz be planted outside for some intresting shrubbery.
Next up is Chris aka the child molester. Chris loves to be around little children but usally boys compat best with Chris. He loves to play games with children and is an excellent "babysitter" However chris is quite old, so he can also be used as a compainion for the grandmas or grampas with grandchildren. WARNING Occasionaly Chris's hair rapidly grows into dreadlocks may result to premenanet blindness!
Following Chris is Joey aka Super Joey. Super Joey (as he likes to be called) loves to collect superman things and wear them. Quite often he is seen dressed up in a superman outfit and "flys" around town "fighting" crime such as when the hooker needed "help" crossing the street. If you want an active loser this is the loser for you!
One of the most femine adoptees is Lance aka the albino woman. Lance, or lancette as he/she/it perfers, hates the sun. If you decided to adopt him/her/it you will have to get suncreen sf 2000 and only keep him/her/it out in the sun for 5 mins or less a year other wise he/she/it will burn up and die (oh darn) Lancette enjoys dressing up and tea parties, making him/her/it enjoyable to little girls. Also on very rare occasions ( when it's a full moon on friday the 13 and justin and jc are dead) he/she/it SINGS!!! ( plug your ears immediatly!!) Moving right along...
Our last fine specimen of loser is JC aka the crack head. JC is a rather expensive loser to care for. He needs a suply of 10 lb of crack or more a day. JC loves to sniff glue, markers, hairspray and other household objects. Beware if you don't give him his crack he will sniff up your whole house including you into his nose.
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