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The guys from nsync have so gratiously given me their trade secret pick up lines they use to pick up guys/gals/small animals/trans/shims ect so scroll down to find which pick up lines will work best for you!

If you don't care what you wanna pick up and ya just wanna get some try Justin's Pickup Lines
Hey, I found you. (What?) Like they say, finders keepers!
You must be tired (Why?) Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Wanna go to hawaii......I'll take you to the island comona wanna lay ya.
(you sneeze)I think i'm allergic to your clothes.....I guess you have to take them off!
The dial tone's busy, 'cause girl, you off the hook!
"LETS GO OUT FOR PIZZA THEN FUCK!" (NO!!!) "WHATS WRONG YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA?"

If you're looking for a hooker or a druggie try JC's Pickup Lines
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bed rock!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
If you were a car door I'd slam you all night long!
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,can I visit you between holidays?
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous, curves ahead, yield?
If you were a drug, I'd be on you.

If you want to get it on with the shims and trans peeps try Lance's Pickup Lines
You must be a switch cuz you keep turning me on!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!
Wanna play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo Choo.
You must be fron Pearl Harbor, cause baby you the bomb-diggity!
You ever kissed a rabbit between its ear?(no) (pull you pockets inside out)you want to?
I might not be elmo,but you can tickle me anywhere!

If you want a an italian pricncess or an italian stallion try Joey's Pickup Lines
Are you a baker? Cuz you got a nice set of buns.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Wow! Are those real?
"Hi, I'm an astronaut & my mission is to explore Uranus!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go screw.
Is your name CAMBELLS?.......because your mmmm mmmm good!!!
Are those space pants you're wearing? 'Cause that ass is outta this world!
IS YOUR NAME SECERET?" (NO WHY?) "CAUSE IM STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!

If you want to get some small children/animals/or guys that look like women try Chris's Pickup Lines
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you..
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,so I could ride you all day long for a quarter!
You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
You must be Jamiacan, cause jamacan me crazy.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
I am really good at math......for example if I put U and I together i'd get 69!
I LOST MY TEDDY BBEAR WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?

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