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Welcome to Surviving Nsync! This is a spoof on the Survivor Show.
Every 2 weeks I'll tally up the votes on who you think should be kicked off the Nsync Isle.
The catch is that who ever gets kicked off dies a horrible death(which you'll find out about).
Instead of winning a million dollars the winner will get a 5 year solo contract with Jive!
Ok now let me introduce you To our contestants.

The 4th, and last contestant to be voted off the isle is LANCE! he might've been considered a sweetheart up to now but we know the truth... not only did he cheat on JC with the elephant but he stole JC's drug stash... leaving JC drugless... well we told JC and since lance needed to die...what more fun would it be to see his own lover/friend/ex-group member kill him! so jc asked for some supplies and we set them up in a room all alone.... lol we were to afraid for our mental well being to watch BUT after JC "had his way" with lance...we stepped in... lol we hooked Lance up to a shocking lie dector and asked him over and over if he stole jc's crack and about his many other lovers... the lie dector really didnt kill him till we asked him if he was really a guy... and he said yes... and the lie decector shocked him to death...

ah but thats not the end! ur probably wondering what happened to JC the winner of this game? well we gave him his money and signed him up for his new solo career.. with a min of 5 albums or he has to pay us... but we left him on the island..... we checked back on him a month later and found his limp body trying to roll up the check to make a blunt and using it as something to start a fire with.... of course he was all ready dead...oh darn...must've been crack withdrawl.... hehe well hoped u liked this... sorry it took so long.... new shit to come lata ;)

Our 3rd contestant to be voted off the isle is by no surprise JOEY!....errr only prob is he left lol. he was one of the most competive members but he gave it all up for his g/f...who he fucked the brains outta and they now have a lovely child......so he stole away with help from his italian buddies near-by in a lil row boat...lol but seeing as how fat joey is to begin with by the time he reached FL he was looking quite aneroxic due to lack of food and his arms were quite buff due to the constant rowing. so because he is italian, and not fat, and now has a child (poor thing) we decided to let him live unless he tries to go into music again.

Drumroll.....The 2nd member to be voted off the isle is lovely Chris. Poor Chris was sex starved on this isle...so we gave him what he wanted...well kind of. He once quoted to us in an interview that he just LOVES big wild cats...so we decided to give him his very own big pet. We locked him and his new friend in a padded room simalar to the one in i drive myself crazy...well the poor sex starved chris decided to "play" with his new kitty...bad move, kitty cat wasnt too happy that he was there to begin with..let alone trying to hump him...kitty kat was quite hungry and chris made the perfect meal...well except for his hair. The black panther was spitting up hairballs for days. So much for Chris...lol ur children are finally safe!

The people have spoken. The first member to be voted off the isle is none other then Justin Timberlake.
I will have to say he was the most anoying one so you've choosen wisely.
Now, you are all probably wondering what we did with Mr. Timberlake....well our first attempt to kill him was in vain.
We had planned on letting him be eaten alive by a angry cheetah. However, Justin's lover, Joey, sat on the poor cheetah and with all that weight killed it.

Joey's new coat.....

So after restraining Joey, we decieded since Justin was just soo popular
among the teenies that we'd let them have him. We tied fro-boy to a pole and let 500 8-10 y/o's maul him, that was until Britney showed up...

She pulled up in a speed boat, smacked her way through the teenies,
untied justin and barely escaped back to her boat....
we were prepared for her though....We emptied the gas tank almost while she was trying to get through the teenies
and let her drive to the middle of the ocean before running out of gas.

Being a blonde, she though she could swim back with Justin,
however after throwing Justin in she realized neither of them could swim.
Justin, in panic used brit's implants to stay afloat, but ended up drowning her.
He stayed afloat long enough to be attacked by a froloving-shark, and was eaten alive.

Justin


Justin is condidered the most popular out of all the members.
He loves to grow his hair out and dye it really bad. He also enjoys copying the BSB and other groups.
He has a g/f named Brit who unfortunatly couldn't come with him to the isle
so he might get really horney and attack animals if not the other members of nsync themsleves.

JC


JC is the 2nd most popular member of nsync. He loves drugs and is very addcited.
He brought his coccaine plants with him to keep him company and his crack pipe.
He likes his hookers and there is a ledgend that @ this isle is a seceret house
where there are both hookers and drugs.
He can't wait to see if any other plants out here can be used to get high.

Lance


Lance is the most femine looking member of nsync. He is often mistaken for a woman.
He only brought bikini's and a speedo to wear the whole time he is on the island. He also brought his blonde wig,
just incase Justin finds a plastic surgeon so he can dress up and be brittney when Justin gets lonely.

Chris


Chris the 5th most pop....well not really...
he has like no fans...unless you count the 2 old ladies he pays.....
he is a known child molester and probably will be happy if you send him home
cause there are no kids on the isle. He does have a thing for small animals though
and if he is trying to er...play with a lil baby tiger and the mom comes along...humm that might be intresting..

Joey


Joey is one of the heavest and most mentally insane member of nsync.
He is known to collect and wear superman everything. In fact he insisted that we let him "fly" (with his super man powers)
to the isle so instead we stun gunned him and put him in with the cargo.

Aight now that you know who you can pick, go to the main page and vote for who you think should be kicked off first.
Every two weeks, or until there are enough votes, a new member will be kicked.
Check back here for the results of each time and for how they got kicked off.

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