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My convo at lunch with a girl about her bro's nsync dolls. Ok well for secerity reasons (hehe) i am gonna call her "J", also you have to understand I didn't know she liked nsync that day. Ok so i goto lunch and my 3 other friends i was sitting w/ go to the bathroom leaving me with "J" and for some reason out of the blue (i didn't bring it up) she said "my brother got all 5 nsync dolls and there like $25.00 each" so i'm like "oh really,..." "J" sez "yeah and they broke like the 1st day he took them outta their boxes" me-"i'm not surprised, tell him he should play the scarifice nsync dolls game" "J"- "yeah and after they broke he took off their clothes so my younger sister could use them for BARBIE (LMAO) clothers." me-laughing very loud "J"-"he sez they were wearing boxers" me-"humm i doubt much is underneath them", "you gotta understand that I am like one of the 10 people in binghamton who don't like nsync" (side note a bit of an exzaduration but most of the few people here like nsync or 98*) "J"-"oh...."

...ok well thats not the end :) the next day for some reason her lil bro was at school the next day durring lunch and both of them sat w/us. "J"(to her bro)- "this is the girl that wanted you to burn the nsync dolls" (the lil boy looks as confused as when people tell justin he is white) then "J"-"tell her about their boxers" bro-"(stuttering from scarring) they had boxers underneath their clothes and and and they don't go on barbies you know...but i took them off and and and they look like what barbie's look like underneath their clothes" Me-(i put my head down and laughed soooo hard) omg!!!! lol i am laughing justin thinking of it. well i hope the kid isn't scarred mentally due to nsync for the rest of his life but he can alwayz sue nsync :)

'N Sync are very gay

They do each other evey day

Lance is pelvic thrustin'

While he screws Justin

But JC is his favorite lay

Written By: Princess Claire (decock@open.org)

What has 180 legs and no pubic hair?

the front row of an nsync concert.

Nsync or BSB?

Source: Buffalo News ,By Yan Fang

As a teenager, you find yourself facing many choices: academic life or social life, drugs or no drugs, sex or abstinence, Backstreet Boys or 'N Sync. Yes, that's right. Even if you don't think you'll ever have to choose between these two boy bands, you will one day find yourself at a party marauded by 12-year-old girls demanding to know which band is your favorite.

And with a decision as weighty as this, you should be prepared with information that will allow you to make the obvious choice (a.k.a. the Backstreet Boys).

Now let's not kid ourselves; Backstreet and 'N Sync songs are pretty much the same. You've got the fast, high-energy dance beats about "rocking your body" or "getting down" and the slow, sappy love songs about "never breaking your heart" or "God spending a little more time on yooouuuu." Neither band writes its own songs, of course, but both certainly have worthy songwriters who know how to crank out the right rhythms and rhymes.

None of the boys play their own instruments either, but as each group consistently declares, their voices are their instruments. If you want to get technical about songwriting, however, the boys of Backstreet have more credits to their name than the fellas of 'N Sync.

Backstreet's Brian Littrell has written the lyrics for several songs that are not too far below the standard that Max Martin has set for the pop industry; "The Perfect Fan" and "Larger Than Life" ("Millennium") and "That's What She Said" ("Backstreet's Back") are only some of the songs Brian has contributed to.

Backstreet's Kevin Richardson earned songwriting credits by contributing to "Back to Your Heart" ("Millennium"). That's not to say that 'N Sync members haven't done creative work on some of their songs, but the 'N Sync creative contributions don't match the Boys'.

Although the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync always remind their public that their music is what's most important, we all know that boy bands are much more about looks and appearance than music. And in the beauty-oriented world in which we live, the Backstreet Boys have got 'N Sync beat.

Even on their bad days,the Backstreet Boys are more appealing. Backstreet was created before 'N Sync, and as such, the Boys were formed from the cream of the Orlando, Fla., crop.

Granted, the members of 'N Sync have significantly improved their looks since their first self-titled album, but there's only so much that cosmetologists and personal stylists can do. (hehe that was my fav line)

Although Justin Timberlake is the obvious Nick Carter equivalent in 'N Sync, no substitute can be made for America's top blond pin-up boy. At least Timberlake has stopped bleaching his hair.

The appeal of Backstreet's A.J. McLean is very different from Carter's. Where Carter is the wholesome boy-next-door, McLean is the rebellious hottie all the girls crave.

Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick are the designated crazy, bold members of 'N Sync - although the copies are not as good as the original.

Like McLean, Backstreet's Howie Dorough sports a Latin look with his darker skin, brown eyes and curly dark hair. (Dorough, however, would never be found with multicolored hairdos or tattoos all over his body.)

Lance Bass is partly the Dorough equivalent in 'N Sync, but Dorough is better looking. Where Bass has a crooked smile that teeters on being a smirk, Dorough's seems genuine. And in the boy band industry where you don't even know if your teen idol's favorite movie is truly his favorite movie, authenticity is of utmost importance.

Brian Littrell's counterpart in 'N Sync would also partly be Bass. Littrell's relaxed and gentle personality parallels Bass'. Littrell, however, also has another equivalent in 'N Sync: J.C. Chasez. As Chasez and Littrell are both the principal singers and more outspoken members of their bands, they are very similar to one another in terms of personality and role in the groups.

Then there's Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson, whose dark hair and sharp jawline render him classically handsome.

Yet even when we look beyond the appearances of both bands, the Backstreet Boys exude a level of maturity that 'N Sync has yet to achieve. Where the Backstreet Boys have matured from their "Get Down" and "If You Want It To Be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy)" Backstreet Boys days to more beautiful "I Want It That Way" and "The One" "Millennium" days, 'N Sync is still stuck in the teen pop world. Where "I Want It That Way" is more melodic and has been classified as soft-rock, "Bye Bye Bye" and "It's Gotta Be Me" is pure bubble-gum.

Furthermore, where the Backstreet Boys have performed with legitimate artists such as Sting and Tom Jones in VH1's Men Strike Back concert, 'N Sync has yet to perform in mature or established settings.

The Backstreet Boys' presentation is also more mature. Where 'N Sync revels in being wild and fun, the Backstreet Boys are more aware of their presentation in both physical appearances and personality. When 'N Sync members coordinate outfits for award shows or celebrity events, they always end up looking too trendy, as if they are trying a little too hard to appeal to their teenage audience.

Although both bands are musically similar, the maturity and good looks of the Backstreet Boys elevate them above the status of boy band from which 'N Sync is still trying to escape.

God made rivers God made lakes

God made NSYNC but everyone makes mistakes

God made elks, god made deers

God made NSYNC a bunch of queers

God made music God made Lance

But all of NSYNC just cant dance

God made trees God made Sticks

God made NSYNC but forgot their dicks

God made libraries God made books

God made NSYNC without good looks

God made scissors, God made hair

Why didn't he give Justin a pair!

Dusty Dust Raggity Rags

Who actually likes those NSYNC fags?

I love Pepsi I love Coke

Who ever loves NSYNC is making a @#$%^&* joke.

God made trees God made grass

God made BSB to kick NSYNC's ass

God made the sun, God made heat

God made NSYNC without a good beat

God made towels, God made rags,

God made NSYNC five major fags!

Death to N Stink

There are these five guys named N Sync

they have no real talent and they really do stink

everything they have done the BSB did first

I wish N sync would just spontaneously burst

they are all ugly and look very gay

I hope BSB lasts forever and N sync goes away

cuz everytime I see them I just wanna puke

they didn't earn their popularity it's all just a fluke

they don't love their fans they're rude and unkind

next time I see them i'd like to give em a piece of my mind

I'd spit in their faces and and tell them the truth

that god didn't spend quite enough to on you

I'd beat the shit out of em and throw em in a ditch

I'd say "Backstreet's Forever" and "What's up now BITCH?!"

They'd just lay there crying like the wussys they are

But then I'd pick each one up and throw 'em in front of a car

And then the world would once again be N sync free

and the backstreet boy fans could again live happily

Written By: Mandy (mandy_187@hotmail.com)

Britney, BSB, & *NSync are all out walking along the beach together one summer day.

They come across a magic bottle and Christina pops out.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says Christina.

Britney says,"I am posing for the Rolling Stones cover. I want to look like an international sex symbol on it."

With a blink of Christina's eyes, 'POOF' Britney was given the most beautiful body.

*Nsync was so amazed, they said "We want a city named after us...and ONLY us. We are the best and we deserve the best city you can supply.

We want a huge wall built around us and the city, so no one can come into our precious city."

Again, with a blink of an eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around *Nsync City.

BSB says, "We are very curious. Tell us more about this wall of theirs..."

Christina explains: "Well, it's about 150 ft. high, 50 ft. thick, and nothing can get in & out of the city.

BSB says, "Fill it up with water."

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