God Must Have Spent A Little Less Time On Nsync

Madame Amya gazes into her crystal ball....

Early in the year Lance comes out of the closet. He finally admits he was a trans too!That causes great confusion with the teeny boppers. So he gets kicked out.

Next to go is Joey. After attempting to “fly” because he belives he is superman, he is sent to a mental insittue. Which one? Of course the one where “I Drive Myself Crazy” was made.

Two down three to go? I think not. Jive had tryouts for replacements. They selected Kelly Franics Gnad(if ya don’t know her go to the bottom of the page)She was perfect to replace the BOTH of them so they hired her. She couldn’t sing couldn’t dance was extremely ugly, had Joey’s butt worts and was a trans like Lance so it was perfect.

So after Kelly came things were running smoothly. Until The EPA(Enviromental Protection Agency) sued JIVE for holding and extinct ape. Yes it’s true they have DNA to back it up.Chris is a DeadSpiderHair Ape. So he went off to live in a zoo. The zoo had plans to find a mate and try to reproduce the apes.

Well then J.C. was getting stressed out. Too many solos and too much work. He couldn’t handle it especially after his play partner, Lance left. He started taking illegal drugs. He got caught but JIVE saved him and said he was jst insane off to the mental institute where is met up with Lance.

Now with only Kelly (now called Francis)and Justin left Jive moved them into hiding for awhile. Brittney found them using the tracking device she put in Justin’s butt. This signel was received through her fake boobs transmitter. Well she fell in love with Franics. Justin went into shock because Brittney dumped him and told him he was white. He also joined the mental institute.

Now your all wondering what happend to francis and Brittney. Well they got married(francis was the man). Kelly changed her name back to Francis and got another sex change. Again Jive had auditions. Before the actual thing, again the EPA called. They said Francis was really was endangered butt of a DeadSpiderHair Ape and was sent to the zoo with Chris.

Brittney went into shock and joined the Teletubies now named the Teleboobies. Chris and Kelly(who had another sex change) produced a healthy butt of a deadspiderhair ape. Joey, Lance, J.C. and Justin died having a foursome.

(*Kelly francis Gnad aka ms. Metric queen aka francis is a lovely uhhh gir....well I am not sure... but francis is definitely nsync material)Note:Kelly sux major nsync butt suxing hanson suxing butt suxing moffat butt. She pretends to be nice but does all this crap behind my back like stealing my friends and some other things.........bs....

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