Here are some more time wasting pieces of crap
for you to waste your life on, only realising when you're old and infirm,
what a pathetic life you must have led, to even think about being here......
Have a nice day!"
Band members
Angela Slater
Jon Trowbridge
Jamie Trowbridge
Marcus Kaye
Matt King
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Marcus Kaye
Bass and vocals
| Age: |
20 |
| Job: |
During
the day, Marcus' time is spent on the day to day chore of running his businesses.
He has two main businesses, as follows. |
| 1) Marcus' Rub and Tug Soho wanking parlour® |
The Rub and Tug is
one of the most fashionable places to go for slightly plump I-wish-I-Was-Still-18
middle aged middle class balding men with pony tail, mobile phone and tendency
to say Ciao a lot types. The venue has been built on the former site of
an international wife/pet/husband/blow up doll sex swap dungeon and all
night off license, although you would never have guessed it. Every Thursday
and Saturday they play Wankdarts®, against other local wanking parlours.
Currently they are second in the league behind Gaye Mcintyre's fat birds
'r' us wankathon navvy's. There are also many top class facilities to help
you in your endeavours, including Kleenex tissues (not that horrible shiny
stuff you used to get at school), pictures of Pat Butcher to get you going,
and many more items |
| 2)The Horn Of Plenty : good food at low, low prices
and all the sex slaves you can eat® |
his own
illegal sex slave cash and carry and integrated restaurant had it's monthly
O.A.P wet T-shirt competition and bingo night, where he was asked to hand
out the prizes of rubber knickers, Viagra, and free funeral vouchers. |
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