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Matt King


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Age:  20
Job:  Matt, a veteran from 'nam (that's Dagenham, not Vietnam),is no stranger to the wonderful world of fame and fortune having been a regular porn star in such moving classics as Porn on the fourth of july, Honey I humped the kids, Beaver's and Buttcheeks, and his most successful film to date,Pat Butcher's "Beefcake".His career took a turn for the better when he landed the part of Vincent in the television adaption of the famous love story 'Beauty and the Beast'. Things went well at first, he played his part convincingly, and seemed to get on well with his co-star Linda Hamilton. Unfortunately,things went pear shaped when, during a love scene, someone acidentally played a 70's porn theme instead of the classical piece that was meant for the scene.Matt, thinking he was back in his old 'Matt "Porn" King' days, started to undress Linda Hamilton, guiding her head to his crotch and shouting his famous catchphrase "Play the skinflute bitch",followed by "I'm gonna get me some Saturday night Beaver".
Instinctively, Linda Hamilton bit off Matts credentials, leaving him two plums short of a jam. Matt got fired from the job, Linda got custody of his bits, leaving him only weekend access, something he bitterly regrets.
 
Likes: The ladies, raw meat, anything ginger
Dislikes: Pearl kits, people, budgerigars
 

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