friendles

Brian.
Makes me cry whenever I have to leave. Stupid bestest guy camp friends.
Reminds me of, well, me, at 15. Except more sexually perverse.
Fonda...

...which brings me to
Dan.
Rounding out the Jew Crew at MTC, very cool, hilarious guy. Known for --wait, line?
Crocodile. I'm a Fonda. I need Bill Croco - ? Oh, Pullman, sorry. I forgot. for the next scene.. we're going to have sex, right? Sorry, confused.
(By the way, Dan, did you know that you have 2, count 'em, one, TWO first names?)

Cappy.
Also met via NFTY. Luckily, was not subjected to death by certain fannage. He was, however, forced to observe the horror that was the BiRegionals talent show... ::shudder::
He's not as sweet and innocent as everyone thinks he is.

Michele
3 years up at MTC, friend, cabinmate, co-worker, co-head of the "Lets Throw Kenji in the Lake and Let Him Drown Association"
Thinks she's black. Wait. She is. Ne'er mind.
"Y'know what song I've had stuck in my dick all day?" She's the ooutgoing one inthe relationship, which is really sad on my part, 'cause it means that 'Chelle does all the talking. Did you hear those bullfrogs? And where'd Josh go?
You can have him, btw.

Will
aka Elian
This is the cutest little Rican boy you'll ever meet. Unless you ask him to play Tunnels and Trolls with you, in which case you'll have this undesirable urge to throw him and his character into oncoming traffic. (As soon as you can find some in Maine!)
Gosh I wish I had a scanner.
It really blows that I only knew him for six weeks. And he lives too far away for me to visit. Damn Puerto Rico.

Walter
Friend/Father of Christophe, Son of me + Mike. And I somehow created Chris with him. Like I keep saying, Just don't ask. Well, ask, but get Mike to explain it to you. Otherwise, it's just too damn complicated.
Anyway.
Known him for 2 years, and he's one of my bestest friends. And yes, he's a wegro. Silly Walter. =) Got me back into the wonderful, wonderful realm that is Showcase Comics - I now read Impulse and Young JLA religiously. And Transmetropolitan, but that isn't his fault. Oh, and my newfound Pokemon obsession is his doing as well. And my incessent humming of the Mario Brothers theme song. And he's what drove me to put the Log song on all of my new mix tapes.
And I love him for it. =)
Yay Walter!

...And they like me. At least, they pretend to like me.
Oh, and they say really stupid stuff. Which is kinda funny.
Ok, really, really funny. Especially out of context.

QUOTES

Heather Rosenfel-d-t
She's incessantly stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.
Why, you ask?
Sam Hoffman. 16th birthday parties. I could go on, but I won't.
But then there are the Big Gay Canadian Meese, which completely offset any stupoddity she may have contrived.

Kris and Ruth
They have this great non-band called Cicero Lives.
No one seems to understand that except for me and a few select others.
Hey, it's not my fault our school is stupid!
And Kris pokes really well.

Alex -- "The Ex"
You hear about him a lot from me, mostly 'cause I don't think that I'm over him. Oh well. All that yucky hormonal stuff aside, I like him. He's cute, fun to hang out with , and -- oh, who am I kidding? I'm using him for his attic. Just like everyone else. And the only reason he keeps me around is 'cause he wants on my little brother. So Alex gets Eric, AND Johnny. And I get, like, what? Half of an Alex, and an EIGHTH of a John. I think this script needs to be rewritten...

Scott
More NFTY PAR wonderfulness.
We're getting married.(Sorry, Bonnie. Love you dearly.) Either that, Or I'm cloning him. He's one of the few human beings that deserves it.