Selections from Datagirl7's Humor Collection

Most of what I collect is bloopers or other silly quotes people say (quite often children and politicians) and also stories about exceptionally stupid people (including Darwin Award winners -- so called becuase they tend to weed themselves right out of the gene pool). I include the names of authors whenever I know them. If you know who any of these can be attributed to, please send me an email: Datagirl7@yahoo.com
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Bloopers
Stupid People
True humor
Other humor

BLOOPERS Most of these I have collected from various sources and edited together into collections about different topics. If you copy them, please reference this page. Or better yet, just link to my page.

Courtroom Bloopers:Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Senators and Representatives say the dumbest things sometimes.
Doctors aren't always as bright as we think either.
Humorous Accident Explanations that were actually given on report forms.
Children's Bloopers about History. This makes me laugh so hard I cry.
Music students kids don't understand music any more than history.
Kids on Love: good thing they can't get married at this age.
School children don't understand as much as they think.
Children's understanding of medicine: Don't let them near you if you've got a problem.
Sunday School Children are confused.
Student's absentee notes from parents: the parents should go back to school.
School hotline: students ask the strangest questions.
Park Visitors ask questions fill out comment forms.
Letters to landlords must drive them crazy.
Resume blunders
Models sometimes really should think before they speak.
Radio announcers are as prone to bloops are the rest of us.
Companies who go to work in other languages often don't translate their slogans appropriately.
Speaches are a wonderful source of political bloopers. Part 1 Part 2
Dan Quayle had so many he needed his own file.
George Bush does too.
Al Gore: ditto.

This is pretty much my entire collection of bloopers, if you have more PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE send them to me. Datagirl7

STUPID PEOPLE

Ignobel Awards: The opposite of a Nobel.
How to not get rid of a gopher: Don't try this at home.
Dumb People (mostly criminals) Part 1 Part 2 Funny.
Dumb People (mostly not criminals) Part 1 Part 2
Darwin Award Nominees and Winners:Those who were dumb enough to weed themselves out of the gene pool.

TRUE HUMOR that actually happened:

Wet Blankets: Bad predictions about now popular companies. Pretty funny to see what "knowledgeable" people said wouldn't work.
The Barometer Tale This one is good.
Course Evaluations: Students are very frank.
A Day in the Life of a Diabetes Camp Counselor: One summer I worked as a camp counselor, here's what one day was like. I won't do it again.
Double Speak: What they said needs translation to regular English.
Incredible Failures: People who managed to fail in incredible ways.
Small Soaps!!! I'd love to know if this really happened.
English signs in other counties that were mistranslated.
The Christmas Pants -- this is really good.
Crazy Laws that still exist.
Don't Leave Your Headlights On
Rules for Teachers in 1915

OTHER HUMOR: Things that did not happen (or happened intentionally):

Christmas Diary of A California Boy This is great!
The original Santa Physics proposal and rebuttal
Cartoon Laws of Physics
Whiskey in my cellar from my grandpa.
Bad Analogies
Twinkies: What are they???

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