Movie Quotes (D)

Dances with Wolves

John Dunbar: The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to bring about my own death, I achieved the status of a living hero.

Kicking Bird: I was thinking that of all the trails in this life there is one that matters more than all the others. It is the trail of a human being. I think you are on this trail and it is good to see.

Stands With a Fist: I go where you go. My place is with you.

Dangerous Liaisons

Madame De Rosemonde (Mildred Natwick): Those who are most worthy of love arenever made happy by it.
 

*Dazed and Confused

Pickford: Slater Alligator.

Darla (Parker Posey): What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey): Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch (Wiley Wiggins): Uh, no, not on me man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Slater: Listen, I'm gonna give you shotgun, but I want you to know it's because only cuz I'm goin' inside. Keep that in mind. submitted by JDwhiskers

Stoner: George toked weed man.
Slater (Rory Cochrane): Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me, man. He grew fields of that stuff. That's what I'm talking about, FIELDS.
Stoner: He grew that shit up at Mount Vernon, man.
Slater: Mount Vernon, man, he grew it all over the country, man. He had people growin it all over the country. You know the whole country back then was getting high. Let me tell you man, cause cause cause he knew he was on to something, man. He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man. So he grew fields of it, man. But you know what, behind every good man there's a woman and that woman was Martha Washington, man. And everyday George would come home and she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man. She was a hip hip hip lady.

Slater: And she was real cool too, she'd harvest the crops, man, that's what I'm talking about. She'd put it in the bushels and stuff and sell it you know. Because they had to, you know, make ends meet and stuff. I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky stuff going on a dollar bill, man. I mean, and its green too.

Don Dawson (Sasha Jenson): All I'm saying is I want to look back and say that I did the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck n this place. Played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place...
 

  Dead Poet's Society

Mr. Keating (Robin Williams): We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life but poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for.

Mr. Keating: Dare to strike out and find new ground.

Mr. Keating: Now in this class, you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring -- O' Captain, My Captain.

Mr. Keating: ...savor words and language. No matter what anybody tells you...words and ideas can change the world.

Mr. Keating: This is a battle -- a war, and the casualties could be your souls.

Mr. Keating: ...you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.

Deconstructing Harry

Doris: You have no values, your whole life is nihilism, is cynicism, is sarcasm and orgasm.

[Talking about life.]
The Devil: It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.

Harry Block: Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

Deliverance

Griner: Boy, what you wanta go fuck around with that river for?
Lewis: Because it's there.
Griner: It's there alright. You get in and can't get out, you'll wish it wasn't.

Lewis: Sometimes you've got to lose yourself before you can find anything.
 
 

Devil's Advocate, The

John Milton: Guilt is just a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.
 
 

Devil's Own, The

Rory: They say the word peace, but at the end of the day, all they want is surrender.

   Dirty Dancing

Baby (Jennifer Grey): That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before the Beatles came to America, and Kennedy was shot. When I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellermans. submitted by Laura

Baby: ...but most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when i'm with you.

Johnny (Patrick Swayze): Nobody puts Baby in a corner. submitted by Laura

Dogma

Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.]
Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!

Jay: See, all these movies take place in a town called Shermer, in Illinois. And there's all this fine bush running around, and we could kick all the dude's asses because they're all whiney pussies. Except Judd Nelson - he was harsh. But best of all, there was no one selling weed. So I says to Silent Bob "Man, we could live phat if we were the blunt-connection in Shermer, Illinois!" So we collected some cash we were owed, and caught a bus. But when we got here, you know what we found out? There is no Shermer in Illinois. What kind of shit is that?! Fucking movies are bullshit!

Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

Serendipitity: I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.

Bartleby: This from the guy who still owes me ten dollars from a bet over which was going to be the bigger movie, E.T. or Krush Groove.
Loki: Hey, fuck you man, because time's going to tell on that one.

Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by a huge fucking rock.

Metatron: You tell someone you're a Metatron, they stare at you blankly. You mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone is a theology scholar!

Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

Rufus: White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's Heaven. But as soon as they hear they're getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior.

Bethany: You're saying that having beliefs is a bad thing?
Rufus: I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier.

*Dolores Claiborne

Dolores Claiborne(Kathy Bates): Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

Vera: An accident, Dolores can be an unhappy woman's best friend. submitted by Bridget
 
 

Donnie Brasco

All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.
 
 

Doors, The

Jim Morrison (Val Kilmer): This is the strangest life I've ever known.
 

The Dream Team

Billy Caulfield (Michael Keaton): Ah, it's great to be young and insane.
 

Drugstore Cowboy

Fate sucks. I swear.
 

Bob: Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a
pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles.

*Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey): That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

Lloyd Christmas: Suck me sideways!

Lloyd Christmas: You know what I'm sick and tired of Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eek my way through life. Sick and tired of being a nobody. But most of all, I'm sick and tired of having nobody.

Lloyd Christmas: What happened Harry? Some little filly break your heart?
Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels): No, it was a girl.

Harry Dunne: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.
Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly): Really? That's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

Lloyd Christmas: What do you think the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Well Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't...
Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it. Just give it to me straight. I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just...at least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd: Not good like one in a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one in a million.
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance?

*Means this film has been corrected and is in chronological order

Created by : Sara
Last Updated: 12-24-01
E-mail: KLAKSO@mn.rr.com