Movie Quotes (E)
Edward Scissorhands
Kim
Boggs: Hold me.
Edward
Scissorhands: I can't.
Kim Boggs: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it
Election
Paul Metzler: And thank you, God, for what I've been told is a large penis.
*Empire Records
Lucas (Rory Cochrane): In the immortal words of the Doors, the time to hesitate is through. submitted by JDWhiskers
Joe (Anthony
LaPaglia): What makes you think like that?
Lucas: Who
knows where thoughts come from, they just appear. submitted by
Michele
A.J. (Johnny
Whitworth): Do you think it is possible for someone to be in love
with someone else and not even know it?
Lucas: In this
life, there are nothing but possibilities.
A.J.: Well,
that's good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by
1:37.
Lucas: That's
an excellent time.
Debra (Robin
Tunney): Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime?
Lucas: Not
entirely perfect. submitted by Michele
A.J.: What's with
you today, yesterday you were normal and today you are like the Chinese guy from the Karate
Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's
with today, today? submitted by Michele
[Debra has just
shaved her head]
Gina (Renee
Zellweger): Well "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me, shock
me, shock me, with that deviant behavior.
Debra: That is
so clever. I swear to God you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Eddie: Hey, Lucas,
man! I heard you , like, went to Vegas, and like, married a
mobster's wife, and now you're, you like got a hit on you and
stuff, is that true?
Lucas: Not
entirely true.
Eddie: Oh,
well, outlaw man, we salute you.
Lucas: Thank
you Eddie. submitted by JDWhiskers
Lucas: Mitchell is
the man, Joe.
Joe: Yeah, and
the man calls all the shots.
Lucas: Damn the
man.
Joe: Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot, and you're the screw up; and we're all losers. Welcome to Music Town.
Debra: No visible
tattoos.
Gina: No
revealing clothing.
Debra: We're
both screwed. At least you're used to it.
Gina: Now
Debra, don't be bitter, certainly with your ever growing
collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand
new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boyswill come a-runnin'!
Mark (Ethan
Randall): Oh, I've decided I'm going to start a band.
Lucas: Really.
Mark: Yeah.
Lucas: The
first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you've got.
Mark: Yeah I
know, I know. I was kinda thinking about, um, Marc. What do you
think of that?
Lucas: Is that
with a C or with a K?
Mark: Well my
name is with a K, so I was thinking maybe my band's name could be
with a C. So, that way it's kind of that
psychedelic, you know, trip thing.
Lucas: Always
play with their minds.
Warren (Brendan
Sexton Jr.): Why don't you shove 'em up your ass?
Lucas: Because
it would hurt al ot Warren! submitted by Gabrielle
Warren: Who glued
these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What
the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't
feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren. submitted by
JDWhiskers
Lucas: You know,
someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not
magnify them.
Maybe some jazz or some classical.
Warren: Maybe
you bite me.
Jane (Debi Mazar):
Do any of you like Rex Manning's new record?
[they all
laugh]
Warren: Dance
Party USA, teeny bopper type shit, right?
Jane: Actually,
it tested well among teenage males.
Lucas: Jane,
did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans
to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
Corey (Liv Tyler):
I'm not like you with guys. I don't need to do what you do all
the time.
Gina: Oh okay,
I see not like me the turbo slut.
Corey: So, is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? You're just gonna screw every has-been until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?
Joe:
Deb, what are you doing?
Debra: I just
wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
Warren: Yeah?
Well have a little chat with my gun!
Debra: [into
the barrel of Warren's gun] What do you want Warren?
Warren: STOP
CALLING ME WARREN! MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING WARREN!
Debra: Well,
you can't kill me Warren 'cause I'm already dead. And I
talked to God, and she says, "Yo,
wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
Warren: You are
psycho! You are a psycho!!!
______________
Mark (answers
the phone): Empire records, open til midnight.
<person asks
question>
Mark: Midnight!
-submitted by
Nic
Empire Strikes Back, The
Leia: Why, you
stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Han Solo: Who's
scruffy-looking?
Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: Luke, don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side.
[Luke can't
levitate his X-Wing out of the bog.]
Luke Skywalker:
I can't. It's too big.
Yoda: Size
matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm.
And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful
ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds
us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree,
the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship.
[Using
the Force, Yoda effortlessly frees the X-Wing from the bog.]
Luke Skywalker:
I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is
why you fail.
English Patient, The
Madox: I have to teach myself not to read too much into everything. It comes from too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all.
Almásy: Swoon. I'll catch you.
Almásy: I just
wanted you to know: I'm not missing you yet.
Katharine: You
will.
Almásy: When were
you most happy?
Katharine
Clifton: Now.
Almásy: When
were you least happy?
Katharine
Clifton: Now.
Laszlo:
I once heard of a captain who wore a patch over a good eye. The
men fought harder for him.
Evening Star
There's the evening star. Shines first, shines the brightest, shines the longest.
Ever After
Rodmilla: Some people read because they cannot think for themselves.
Prince
Henry: You said it was a matter of life or death.
Leonardo da
Vinci: With a woman it always is.
Excess Baggage
Vincent (Benicio Del Toro): Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? Wake up.
*Means this film has been corrected and is in
chronological order
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