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- 03-29-98
Like I said, I was going to catch up on some commentaries over Spring Break. So here's the commentary on Warrior...Priestess...Tramp. One of the quotes I've already used before, but hey I liked it & that was before I decided to put quotes from the episodes in my commentaries instead of just random quotes.
- Funny, very very funny. - Gabrielle critiques this page (37k)
- Xena and Gabrielle discuss their strange behavior on this page:
G: Xena, you're acting really strange.
X: Don't be ridiculous, Mavis. Alley oop, Argo! (64.4k)
Quotes Worthy of Bardliness
Viva Las Vegas!:
"Come in seven! Priestess needs new sandals."
--Meg (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
Opportunity Knocks:
"The woman I love is working here. I've got to stop her. On the other hand, I'm just a small business transaction away from pressing my lips against her. What am I saying?!"
--Joxer (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
Toga! Toga!:
"Where'd you get this outfit?"
"I found it in a back room. There were lots of costumes back there. Maybe they're planning a party!"
--Gabrielle & Leah (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
Going to Hell in a Handbasket:
"Looks like someone's caught a speeding chariot straight for Tartarus."
--Leah (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
It's So Obvious, It's Written on Your Face:
"Virgins only."
"What? Is it written on my forehead?!"
--Virgin Priest & Gabrielle (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
To Be or Not To Be a Virgin:
"I've been a virgin so many times, I've lost count."
--Meg (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
Sowing Their Wild Oats:
"I was happily tilling the soil, when my eyes fell upon something magnificent--the summer squash."
--Virgin (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
More Power to Ya:
"Leah! What would Hestia say about your use of physical violence?"
"In this case, I'd think she'd say, Nicely done."
--Xena & Leah (Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)
Miscellany:
Look ma, both hands!
Xena did a nice sword toss/chakram catch when she came in to save the virgins.
Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire
Or at least into the next worse sinful act when Leah was going through each room in Meg's Bordello.
Joxer the Mighty What?!
Yikes, Joxer may actually be mighty at something?! And even more shocking are that Meg's girls like it.
Be Vewy Vewy Quiet. I'm Hunting Wabbits.
Not only do Xena, Gab, and Joxer have descendents in the future with Mel, Maddog, & Jacques Ser, but it looks like Leah's may be Elmer Fudd.
- Funny, very very funny. - Gabrielle critiques this page (37k)
