Even as you read this, your browser is trying to load and play a "Corn Flake Girl" midi file! Yes it's slow, but sacrifices must be made in the name of progress. During the holidays, I have been giving some of the pages a face lift with some new tricks I learned from Lizardman. That title image up there is also his handywork. But we must not praise Lizardman, for his page uses frames! (See Frames link below.) EViL! I have also sold my soul and joined the Geocities Webring! I know not why. I got the Origin of Cereals page up finally, and the K-Files page is actually funny now. I've also figured out what those META TAG things are for, and am trying to list this page in the search engines. More changes are still to come.

This homepage is STILL dedicated to Corn Flakes, cereal, and breakfast in general. Those that skip breakfast will still be ostracized! If you are a consumer of oatmeal, do not despair, for the quality of your persecution has actually increased. Is cereal the binding thread that holds the universe together? Will skipping breakfast create a rip in the space-time continuum, destroying everything around it? Well, maybe... I'm not sure, but can we take the risk? Be a good citizen and eat your cereal! The universe depends on you! Why? Because cereal is not just a food... it is a way of thinking! It's about keeping things simple.