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FOR THE PHOTOGRAPHY BUFFS...
We'd like to pass along a few helpful photography hints in assisting in your attempt to take a portrait of your new puppy:
How to Photograph Your Puppy
- Remove film from box and load camera.
- Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
- Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
- Choose a suitable background for photo.
- Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.
- Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
- Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
- Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
- Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with the other.
- Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
- Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
- Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
- Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
- Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say -- "No, no, OUTSIDE!"
- Call spouse to help clean up the mess.
- Fix a drink.
- Put the camera away and wait till puppy has gone through several months of obedience training, and then start again!
