Supervillain Archive - L

Sauron

VOTES: 4
ALIAS: n/a
DAY JOB: Emperor of the Lost Land (or something like that).
DESCRIPTION: Big old Human/Pteradon mutant thingy with fancy underwear.
ACCOMPLICES: n/a
ARCH-NEMESIS: n/a
KNOWN HIDEOUTS: Lost Land.
PREVIOUS OFFENCES: Attempted Superhero-icide, hypnotic enslavement.
BIO: Sauron appears in X-Men (both the TV show and the comic books). He's can fly, and has super-human strength to boot! He also has the power to absorb energy from his victims, and has an irresistable hypnotic gaze.
QUOTES: n/a

Scorponok

VOTES: 2
ALIAS: Shellhead
DAY JOB: Suck-up.
DESCRIPTION: In beast mode, he's a grey/blue scorpion, in robot mode, he's a big grey robot...with claws for hands (that can't be comfortable).
ACCOMPLICES: Megatron.
ARCH-NEMESIS: None.
KNOWN HIDEOUTS: The Predacon Base.
PREVIOUS OFFENCES: Snitching, infecting Maximals with computer viruses.
BIO: Scorponok is Megatron's yes-man in Beasties. Unlike most of the villains from Beasties, he doesn't aspire to rule the Predacons, and he's the only one that Megatron trusted, until Inferno arrived. Inferno made Scorponok somewhat jealous, but that problem was solved when Scorponok was dumped into a pit of boiling lava at the beginning of the second season.
QUOTES: "Megatron rewards loyalty!"

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Sideshow Bob (from The Simpsons) was the most popular character in the survey some time back, so he has his own section in this site.

Stewie

VOTES: 23
ALIAS: n/a
DAY JOB: Baby.
DESCRIPTION: He's a baby with a football shaped head.
ACCOMPLICES: His teddy bear.
ARCH-NEMESIS: Lois, his Mom.
KNOWN HIDEOUTS: His bedroom.
PREVIOUS OFFENCES: Murder of a cult leader, using a machine to affect the decision-making process of a court of law. Attempting to destroy all brocolli with a weather-changing machine.
BIO: Stewie is an evil Baby bent on taking over the world, but he's always being stopped by his mother in "The Family Guy". If you ask me he's an obvious copy of The Brain (Pinky & The Brain), but he's still really funny. One of the best new villains around.
QUOTES: "Well brocolli, Mother says that you're good for me. Unfortunately, I am very bad for you!"
"Victory is mine!"

Storm Shadow

VOTES: 5
ALIAS: n/a.
DAY JOB: Ninja.
DESCRIPTION: He's a ninja that dresses all in white.
ACCOMPLICES: Other Cobra members.
ARCH-NEMESIS: Maybe Snake Eyes, his brother.
KNOWN HIDEOUTS: Cobra headquarters (does Cobra have a headquarters?)
PREVIOUS OFFENCES: Stealing a valuable artifact, kidnapping Joes.
BIO: Storm Shadow is a ninja working for Cobra in the G.I. Joe comic books and cartoon. His accomplishments include coming back from the dead to exact his revenge! Truly a force to be reckoned with!
As you can see, Storm Shadow isn't very funny, but he is pretty cool, and one of my visitors requested him. I aim to please!
QUOTES: n/a.

Strong Bad

VOTES: 22
ALIAS: n/a.
DAY JOB: Wrestler.
DESCRIPTION: Strong Bad wears a Mexican wrestling costume, complete with... boxing gloves? He has bright green eyes, and a blue jewel on a mask gives him the power to pop the top off of things (bottle caps, hats, etc.)
ACCOMPLICES: Strong Mad and The Cheat.
ARCH-NEMESIS: Homestar Runner.
KNOWN HIDEOUTS: His house, Strong Badia (the field next to the dumpster) and the place next to the stick.
PREVIOUS OFFENCES: Starting fights with Homestar, answering e-mails without a liscence.
BIO: Strong Bad is a villain's villain. He uses his powers for awesome. He graduated from Crazy Go Nuts University, where "The future is...you...probably." Strong Bad spends most of his time trying to be evil and failing. His hobbies include baking, and hitting stuff.
QUOTES:
"Stiny, get me a danish!"
"Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner...what I found was not pretty. It was slimey and smelly and kind of stung my eyes."