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NEWS ARCHIVES #15


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  • Saturday October 16, 1999
    Update again? New found lust for updating old-fashioned way or just complete boredom? easy answer.

    I just found out. On July 12th, the New Radicals disbanded. er. more like gregg gave up. I also found out they have/had a new video for someday we'll know (at mtv.com). That song is arguably the best song on the cd. damn.

    sigh.

    Thursday October 14, 1999
    Geocities sucks so much ass with that gay ass corner thing. and no cgi support. and banners. god damn. If I update this site more than once a week/month for the next year, I would be damned surprised.

    I failed m Physics quiz today. It's sort of obvious that you failed when you can't even come up with an answer. bastards.

    You know what the Ultimate Failure is going to be like? Like a Powerman 5000 song. When World's Collide. Good song. Ut's got the cd. I'm pretty much screwing myself by merging robert 1 + robert 2. But oh damn well.

    How l33t am I? I'm so damn l33t I'd rather update this site then work on the cgi or the html for "Jiggas 'R Us". (note : I hate that word).

    Broadscape.com. Get some crappy monitor with a banner. More desktop space - a 80 pixel banner, sounds cool. just stay out of my game windows damnit.

    Later. I need a CD-Rom badly.

    Saturday Septemeber 24, 1999
    mayhico is cool. I expected crap, but it was cool. Getting bored is easy without a TV. Come visit. We have almost no furniture. You can sit on the floor.

    If he doesn't get his own series, I will kill all pokemon.

    huh. free domain?. I don;t get it.

    Wednesday Septemeber 21, 1999
    Welcome to MAYHICO!

    Alright. Not yet, but I'll be going down there later today to brave the elements. I'll be there wednesday night, all thursday, and come back friday. No tv. No Computer. Just my bed, a bike, and whatever cash is in my wallet (like $2). I think I'll bring my gameboy and beat Zelda for the 12434343259 time. Oh well.

    As long as I get back in time for the Quake 3 bus. I want my mouse pad / t-shirt / free stuff

    Free stuff? A rocketboard keyboard. Of course it opens up banners and crap when you push the new buttons, but I'm guessing it will be h4x0red someday to be used just like a regular l33t keyboard.
    You can expect to die on:
    October 14, 2051
    at the age of 71 years old.
    Wow. Thespark.com is different from deathclock. Who would've thought?

    And of course, since I'm a bored bastard, I took the un-telligence test too. I took the purity test too, but uh. i'll leave the results to myself.
    60% Un-telligent!
    which is normal since the current average is 61%.
    Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

    Of course I'm tried again for the great 100% retard. And purposely going through trying to pick wrong answers got me 54% un-telligent. Not too far off my real. But the paragraphs afterward are completley different. Re:

    The subject shows an astoundingly low level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal; in a lot of ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of a newborn infant - he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room! Not that it isn't big enough.


    Enough. See you when I Come back from Mayhico.

    Monday Septemeber 20, 1999
    damn you case sensitive geocities. geocities.com/wabut/.

    you know articles + news in the archives just might work.

    Friday Septemeber 17, 1999
    www.geocities.com/Wabut?. Yeah, baby.

    Just waiting for the unreal tourney demo to download. Wasting time in front of the comp. blah.

    Tuesday Septemeber 14, 1999
    Lots of stuff to do. Lots of time to do it. Lots of procrastination happenning.

    Check out The planetarium. This is something i just ran across in my search for pimped out cgi.

    The huge failure is almost done. the main page is netscape compatible, but the there are others needing work. I plan on webdog support (HAHAHAHA), link exchange (maybe), and other stuff to make everybody famous (you know. like how messiahpress made me famous. I'm a household name damnit).

    Friday Septemeber 10, 1999
    eh. getirght 4.0 has a banner. Gozilla has a banner. Netvampire does not. OWNAGe. I'm going to try it, and it might replace getright on my copmuter. wow. that is a tremendous event. uh.

    update: net vampire has a banner too. sigh

    wabut.virtualdgj.sv.net is dead right now. those servers suck ass.

    yeah. whatever.

    Wednesday Septemeber 8, 1999
    The dentist gave me a syringe today. Wrapped in a paper towel.

    sony is wack.. I should have been on stage showing off my mad parappa skillz.

    Archive soon. You know that cgi auto achives it self. and you can search the archives. gawd.

    I unistalled gamesbasic today. that thing sucked. but in good news...

    This is so bad ass, I'm going to go see Blair Witch again just so I can pee in my pants. Kof91 2d engine.. Sounds like crap, but look at the new screenshot. OMFG. Drink some more water, so you can pee in your pants again...

    MiniFighters!. geez. Is that sweet or what? look at the characters. It's even got Bobby from bobby's world! what the hell.

    M.U.G.E.N. is another 2d fighter thing. GAWD DAMN. This one sucks ass compared to the other one, but hell. it's a windows thing. and windows owns my ass.

    My bastard CGI testing page. More crappy news there even though nothing should be there except cgi tests. The #1 failure on the internet should be up someday. and the crap news will go there instead.
    Sunday Septemeber 5, 1999
    Since I've been pimped out on the CGI for a while, updating the old fashion way is starting to suck ass.

    The new C&C, and the new Warcraft both look badass. AW yeah.

    I will create a new account so that people can play with the cgi soon. Maybe in a year or so.

    Saturday September 4, 1999
    I deleted the old cgi. Taking up too much space. hahahaha. I can now create accounts and stuff to allow people to post news. You'll get a chance to play with it later.

    First nvidia, now blizzard. The world will not change 9/5/99. They both got the days mixed up. I died on 9/1/99. Damn stupid sponsors. That's why I dropped Microsoft. Their 3,000 per post just wasn't enough.

    Go to ebworld.com and do a search for starcraft. There's a thing there called Starcraft HCD due out 9/22/99. No idea what it is. But I bet it owns.
    5 minute Update : uh. whatever the hell HCD is, lots and lots of titles there have HCD on it. I don't think HCD means anything significant. So don't bother.

    The CGi linked to below is old now. I found a better one. I won't link to it though, because it totally owns all.

    Friday Spetember 3, 1999
    So I was planning on resurrecting myself yesterday, but I ran in to a arch-nemesis of mines while trying to return from hell. "big Headache" stopped me from doing anything yesterday.

    I was planning on something to put up from my resurrection at blah.blah.sdkfjsf.asf but I'm not even close to finish. So instead, I give you guys some crap to play with.

    Go here to edit. login : wabut. password : loser

    Go here to see what you screwed up

    I actually got this cgi working on the day of my death. I'm not done h4x0ring it though. Give me another year. I plan on mulitple logins, headlines, archives, pretty much everything that I couldn't get to work on the other cgi that i have.

    Later.


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