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When He was Alive, Before They Killed Him and Straightened Him Up, Christ was Gay. If He Came Back Today, Religions that Venerate Jesus Would Despise Him and Try to Kill Him Again. This is why we hail Eris Middle Finger in the Air: SHE'S ALMOST REALLY CHRIST IN DRAG Not Really, Really Because Eris is a Safely Imaginary Mythological Character Who's Reputation was Trashed Because the Other Goddesses Were Jealous Because Eris was Special: More of a Man than they'd Ever Get, And More of a Lady than they'd Ever Be. She was Pointedly Not Invited To a really Big Party. So She Created a Golden Apple. Marked, To the Prettiest One. and Tossed it to the Crowd. The Other Goddesses Fought over it, and Pulled Hair, and it was a Scene. Zeus had to break it up, And of Course, they all Blamed Eris. Instead of Dealing With the Evil in their Own Hearts. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T TRUE

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