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ERIS, THE ANTI-PANACEA GODDESS The First Church of Reason is a discordian Church. In this Church, you are your own Pope. To find a guru look no farther than your own pineal gland and the authority therein. Do this confidently because the Goddess created us *Good*. We have corrected this fundamental error of previous religions. We need no preacher to intercede. Even the term discordian leader is an oxymoron, a contradiction in terms, and as likely as herding cats. If you think you must look outside yourself to see God, Check Again. (((When She gets out of Drag, Eris is God))) ACCEPT NO SOULSUCKING PLACEBO!

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