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ERIS MAY OR MAY NOT WANT YOU While competing religions consider it their duty to convert you and save your soul, maybe even turning up on your door- step to annoy you for not believing like them, discordians won't. Discordians will remain resolutely underground. We would be appalled to become The Next Big Thing, which shortly becomes the next Tired Thing always. If the Goddess really wants you, She will have to recruit you herself. Doing your own thing, and having your own good time brings you closer to the Goddess than any belief system or dogma, even ours, will ever take you. If you figure the Goddess really needs you, consult your pineal gland and go hug a tree.

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