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Under the Law of Five-Fold Return*
You will be compensated by the Goddess Herself
for your contribution,
or we'll send your money back!!!
*everything you do comes back to you five times over
**miracles not exchangable or returnable
	While these pages are published all rights reversed in the 
discordian fashion, they do represent the life-work of a 
dedicated human who deserves to be rewarded. 
	The law of Karma demands anybody making money off 
these pages send part of it to The First Church of Reason. 
	Fundamentalist ministers using these pages to raise money 
to fight the Discordian Menace must send the First Church of 
Reason 10% of their take. 
Although Eris the Goddess of Chaos
Is Proudly Imaginary
She can still be more powerful
Than Godforms who pretend to be real.


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