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In Other Religions Jacking off is a Sin
In This One It's a Prayer
	Competing religions want you to feel guilty about your 
sexual desires. It is their proof you were born in sin and 
need redemptio, because if you didn't feel guilty you 
wouldn't give them money. They want you to feel you feel 
guilty, unworthy and flawed.  
	Our members wear Leather like the Badge of Courage we 
deserve for surviving the Ugly Curses that pass for religious 
truth. 
	While they keep themselves busy worrying about your 
sex life, lying, cheating, and stealing are accepted by 
churches. They all have an out, so you can buy indulgences, 
or pay some bible thumper to intercede with God, and you 
think you are forgiven and freed to do the same thing the next 
time it seems convenient.  
The First Church of Reason 
Has returned to Phallic Worship, 
An Ancient method of Apprehending God 
This Religion Builds no Churches.  
Our Temples are Leather Bars, and Trees. 
We Worship Beauty and Grace. 
 Commune with Bottled Spirits 
And Behave as if Christ were Among us, 
Because it is this Sort of Place  
He Used to Hang Out.


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