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Mothers:
PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM SANTA CLAUS
	The subtle poison in Little White Lies is 
especially dangerous to children. Feeding lies to a 
tiny child to support the delusion that Santa Claus 
exists should be listed as child abuse. 
	The heartbreak of discovering your parents 
as chronic and pathetic liars only lasts a second. 
Then you understand you can lie too. Of all the 
lies in the world, the soft, sweet, lollypop lies of 
childhood may be the most dangerous: 
	They teach that lying is okay sometimes. 
They just make truth a little stretchy, and 
stretchy truth fits better anyway. They teach 
that lies are little shortcuts to keep people happy, 
and truth is an inconvenience safe to ignore 
unless you run out of excuses. 
	The problem is this is not true. All lies are 
bad, wrong, and icky.  Teach children that.  Lies 
make a swampy breeding ground for every form 
of Evil that ever infested this planet. Without lies 
to feed on, Evil is powerless.  Teach children that.  
	Besides, if Santa were real, he'd probably be 
a child molester, and you wouldn't want to have 
your kid sitting on his lap.

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