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The Kona Wind

A Hawaiian guy named Kimo, and a Samoan guy named Junior were sitting at the bus stop in Kalihi waiting for the public-limo. Junior had just arrived from Samoa, and Kimo had decided to take his newfound friend on a tour, and show him around. As they were waiting for the bus, Kimo noticed the wind blowing from the opposite direction that it usually does, and said to Junior: "Brah...you feel that wind?" "Yes." said Junior. "That is Kona~wind!" said Kimo. "Ahhh!! yes, yes...!" replied Junior. Then Junior turned to Kimo and said: "Ay, Prah...You see ta klouds?" "Ummm...yes." said Kimo. "That's pee-caus' it's ~Konna RAIN!~" said Junior!!

Contributed by da' jokesta' from Utah

Sight Seeing In Death Valley

So here's these 3 guys: A Samoan, a Tongan, and a Palagi, who were out riding in a car after sightseeing around Death Valley. (don't ask, just keep reading!)

All of a sudden, the car breaks down and here they are, out in the middle of nowhere, in the blazing desert heat, miles from the nearest town.

The Samoan guy says, "Look, we can't just sit out here and wait for help that may never come - we gotta try to walk to the next town..or else we'll die."

The Tongan comments.." I agree, but I think we should each take a part of the car that we think will help us survive this walk...."

So all three set about to survey the car for the most useful items.

A few minutes later, the Samoan has the radiator tucked under his arm. "This has nothing but water in it; something we're gonna need". The Tongan has a hubcap in his hand, commenting, " I grabbed this so if a plane or something does pass over, we can try to signal it" As both men are standing there complimenting each other on their resourcefulness, the Palagi comes around the side of the car stuggling with one of the car doors in his arms. Staring on with amazement, the Tongan asks: "That's quite interesting. And how is THAT gonna help us on our walk?"

The Palagi proudly replies: " Well heck, if it gets too hot, we can just roll the window down to cool off".........

Contributed by Tasi Alailima

Large Nostrils

Why do some Polys have large nostrils?

Because they have large fingers...

Contributed by Canuck

Plane in distress

A Hawaiian, a popolo and one japanese guy was on a plane. The pilot yelled "the plane is heavier than we thought, we are going to crash into that mountain top. We have to lighten the load!"

The popolo guy grabbed his suitcases and threw it off the plane. He yelled "This is for the Africans!"

The Japanese guy grabbed his suitcases and threw it off the plane and yelled "This is for the Japanese!"

The Hawaiian looked around but neva went bring any suitcase so he picked up the japanese guy and threw hin out the plane and yelled "THIS IS FOR THE HAWAIIANS!"

Contributed by anthony ahkoi

Palagi woman in Polynesia!

A woman named Valery Turner once took a month-long trip through Polynesia. She was not exactly that bright, and found all reasons to complain. She told one of her friends when she got back "Those Tahitians. They are so annoying. They kept saying "You're Anna, You're Anna". They know I am Valery. I told them. And the Samoans are worse. They had the nerve to think I am that actress. They always adressed me as "Tina Turner" in their language."

Contributed by C. S. Leschhorn

Green, Pink and Yellow

There was a Maori, a Tongan and a Samoan who were in NZ but wanted to come to Australia. Because their passports had expired, the lady at the main desk told them that she'll let them through the gates if they told her a sentence with the words green, pink, and yellow.

The Maori guy says "The grass is green, some flowers are pink and the sun is yellow". He was able to go through the gates.

The Tongan guy says "The leaves are green, my pig is pink and my house is yellow". He, too, was able to go through the gates.

Then the Samoan guy comes up and says "One tay I was sitting et home when I hear da phone go "grrreen, grrreen" (ring, ring) den I "pinked" (picked) it up and said "Yello?" (hello).

Contributed by Fobby Fran, Sydney, Australia
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