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Know any whackos visiting the chat rooms? Have you seen any off-the-wall messages worth preserving? If you are interested in getting an easy link to your website or just want some recognition, record (copy & paste) chat room conversations when and where these nutty people are doing their thing. I'll even post recordings of supremely nutty message board threads or guestbook entries. They need to be studied for a good laugh. Contribute in the name of science...or fun...through my mailbox! If you want to catch some nutty people in action, try visiting THE FREETOWN MAGIC DREAM MACHINE late at night. Most of the excerpts here have been recorded from that chat room after 10:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. A FAIR WARNING: Many of these excerpts contain strong language and material that may offend some tastes or worry some overprotective parents. |
 | Here's a scene from the Freetown Magic Dream Machine submitted by Laura Barnes. Click here to read the excerpt. |  | The MadVendor: The Phantasm chat rooms are not safe from this guy. Click here to check out his methods of distributing his wares... | |
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| There was a Booting Battle Royal going on in the Phantasm Lair chat room between hogannwo85, his minions, and the regular visitors. Some rather colorful comments were said during the fight. Hats off to Scott Larson, who recorded and sent the transcript here. | | Read how Jericho spills his guts in this amusing melee with Weasle and stargazr at The Chapel Chat Room. Thanks to Laura Barnes for recording all this. Click here and laugh your ass off in disbelief! | |
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| The Magic Dream Machine gets some Very Sick People at night. Contributed by Laura Barnes. | | Witness the fight between "Rouny Pooh Candy Ass Piece of Trailer Park Trash" and "Smitsh*t British Columbian Scrub Moose"! Courtesy of Laura Barnes | |
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| When it's that time of the month, stay away from Goat Pellet! Contributed by Laura Barnes. | | Here's a little bit of Raco and his antics! Contributed by Laura Barnes. | |
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| When a character like Ass_holly is in the same room with you, keep him away from his uncle and any kind of berries! Thanks to Laura Barnes for recording the words from this whacko! | | Click THOR to see what he has to say. He's so arrogant that he's actually funny! | |
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| I threw a "Crisco Party" a while ago. "What is a Crisco Party?" you might ask. Well, click here to see the festivities! Special thanks to MadVendor for recording all this and hosting the party while I was unavoidably detained. | | See Ghost Deer and the Short Man plotting to make Susanne Casey bake cookies and brownies for an eternity with the Keebler Elves and the Smurfs. Ever since Casey had allegedly hit Ghost Deer and left him to suffer out in the corn fields, Ghost Deer has been haunting her constantly with hilarious messages... | |
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| Uh oh, the Pillsbury Doughboy has just wandered into the lion's den! Thanks to Scott Larson for letting me know about it | | White Escort just had to start a war against Short Man and the gang, with outrageous results!! | |
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| See Bum Fluff and the gang start a ruckus in a certain chat room! A LITTLE DISCLAIMER: This excerpt has not been edited and contains strong language. | | The saga continues with the colorful inhabitants of a certain guestbook. Point your mouse to those inhabitants and push the button! | |
