to play on your cat
1. COMBAT KITTY -
Stick a piece of masking tape on your cat from the top of his head to the tip of his tail. This will cause him to think he is underneath something. He will crouch low and run around as he tries to escape the clutches of the tape.
2. CYCLONE CAT -
Tie your cats favorite toy to his tail. If your cat is in a playful mood, he will chase his toy by running around in circles.
3. THE SHAKES -
This can be accomplished in several ways. The two most popular are to dip your cat's paws in water, or to stick small pieces of tape to the bottom of them. Your cat will frantically shake his paws to shed the water or tape.
4. KITTY CORRAL -
Put an empty basket upside down over your cat. If he is awake, he will start yowling for freedom.
5. HIDE AND SEEK -
If you have a dog, place several dog treats under and around your cat while he sleeps. As the dog retrieves the treats, the cat will wake up to his worst nightmare.
6. AAAAAAAAGH! WAKE UP! -
Strategically place the stereo speakers close to your cat's sleeping quarters. When your cat is sound asleep... blast him to the moon!
7. CLEAN KITTY -
Sneak up behind your cat with the vacuum cleaner. When you get close to his tail, switch the vacuum on and suck the tail up into the tube.
8. PEPPER PUNISHMENT - Rub ground pepper into your cat's fur. When he tries to wash himself, he is in for a most unpleasant experience!
9. THE LITTER BOX TRAP -
Place your cat's litter box on blocks. Rig it so that it will fall to the floor at the pull of a string.
10. REVERSE GEAR -
Place a loose fitting sock over your cat's head. Watch him slither and slide backward as he tries to free himself from the sock.
11. LIGHTNING ROD -
Wrap your cat's tail in aluminum foil. If he does nothing amusing, then place him at the top of an open hill during a thunderstorm.
12. SLIP AND SLIDE -
If your cat has a habit of jumping on the kitchen counter, try this. Pour some cooking oil on the counter and smear it into a thin film. Now, wait for your cat to misjudge the landing and crash into the wall, slide off onto the floor, or land on a lit stove burner!
13. KANGAROO KITTY -
Tie or tape your cat's rear or front paws together, and chase him around. Your cat will "boing" around like a kangaroo or rabbit.
14. CURIOSITY CAT -
Slowly approach your cat and stick out your pointer finger. When he sniffs it, give him a quick poke in the nose.
15. FOREIGN FECES -
Send your cat out for a romp in the woods. While he is away, find a fresh smelly turd (not his) from the yard. Carefully place it in the cat's litter box. When the cat returns to use his litter box, he will sniff the turd (cats always do). Finding a foreign turd in his litter box will cause him to freak out. You can also put one of your own turds in his box.
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