Guest Book Chat Room

Everyone has to choose an elephant at some stage in their lives so let Fump's help you in that choice with our world renowned Elephant Selection Service. If it's trunks that hold your fascination for these pachyderms, we'll get you the longest. If it's ears, then leave us to select the flappiest. Fump's will realise your wildest elephantine fantasies.

Subsidiary Services:

• Elephant Painting - Turn your chosen elephant into a psychedelic nightmare
• Taxidermy - Stuff your dead elephant for posterity
• Special deals on elephant foot umbrella stands and chess sets
• Why not make a tent out of your hollowed out dead elephant to accompany the full participation in the concept of death as perceived by your local scout troop?
• For the past fifty years the worlds leading aircraft manufacturers have been insanely interested in using elephant ears as some kind of coating for their planes. It seems that the Dumbo myth is still all pervasive.

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