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Ever had those funeral blues? Ever wished you could get that funeral over with in the quickest possible time?

Fump's makes this dream a reality with its Express Funeral Services.

Your loved one's coffin will be driven to the cemetery in a specially adapted Porsche at approximately 80 m.p.h., traffic permitting. On arrival the coffin will be automatically inserted into the ground with a high speed pile driving machine in under one minute. A certified expert in reading things quickly will deliver the eulogy.

It'll all be over before you know it!

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