Fumps Emporium - The Department Store Of The Bizarre!


	The Department Store Of The Bizarre!
	Whether it's baboons, yodelling, fish, funerals, lingerie or elephants...
	You'll find it at Fump's!

Baboons
Dining
Elephants
Fish
Funerals
Lingerie
Medical
Museum
Toilet
University
Yodelling

Get your baboon up to scratch at Fump's Baboon Academy through our rigorous training programme and a wide selection of bananas. My God, it's raining apes!
Immerse yourself in the decadence of our Mud and Mouse Bistro.
Fump's Elephant Selection Service makes that pachyderm decision simplicity itself.
Fump's Fish Shop sells fish, and lots of it!
Bury your unwanted corpses in the twinkling of a nose drop at Fump's Funeral Services.
Keep everything in place with Fump's Functional Lingerie.
Transform yourself with Fump's Medical Services.
A whole world of aesthetic delights awaits you at Fump's Museum.
You'll be sorry if you don't visit Fump's Haunted Toilet.
Secure your future at Fump's University.
Yodel along with the great figures of English literature at Bruce's Yodelling School.
Before you go, don't forget to sign our Guest Book! Add a link!