Maybe you just stumbled across this page, or perhaps you are just as disgusted with shpants as we are, but in any case you're found NO SHPANTS: The OFFICIAL Anti-Clam Digger Website.

You've seen them. Their in your school, your neighbourhood, and maybe even your house. SHPANTS (better known as "Clam Diggers"). Teen girls across the world are wearing these hideous pants and there's just no end to it! It's the craze that sweeping the world (and making people puke).

There have been fads before this one, but now it's gone too far! We cannot sit by and watch as teen girls wear these hideous pants that carry the sexually obscene name "Clam Diggers". It can't be tolerated anymore!

Join with us and help fight the shpant movement! Do it for you, your children and your children's country! Don't let this atrocity go on any longer!