Q. Where are SHPANTS?
A. They're in your schools, your neighbourhoods, your places of work. They could even be in your house! To be frank, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

Q. Where should I protest SHPANTS?
A. Everywhere! In public, in your schools, in your neighbourhoods, in your places of work, in your pants, and, especially, in your house. Nowhere should you not protest the SHPANT movement. Also, you can protest SHPANTS on your own websites (see HOW for more information).

Q. Where do you live?
A. We live in-- HEY! That's none of your business.