Q. How could anyone wear such garbage?
A. This question is as unanswerable as "How did the Dinosaurs die?". Frankly, no one can or ever will understand how someone could be so moronic.

Q. How can I help?
A. Two ways: 1) When you see SHPANTS, cry out in a high pitched voice "SHPANTS!", or 2) Place the NO SHPANTS button on your page. Here's how:

STEP 1) Copy one of the NO SHPANTS button to your webpage (Do NOT link to this graphic for it steals bandwidth and that's as bad as SHPANTS).
 

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STEP 2) Place this code somewhere in your website (preferably the front page):

STEP 3) Change the ## in the image name to match the number of the button you've chosen, then change the image address to match your website address.

STEP 4) Protest the SHPANT movement at all costs!