Q. Why protest SHPANTS?
A. Because they are DISGUSTING! Clam Diggers are the apex of nasty fashion and their being marketed by every greed fashion company that can get their dirty paws on them! SHPANTS are repulsive, dirty, hooker wear.

Q. Why would anyone wear SHPANTS?
A. We at NO SHPANTS believe teen girls who wear SHPANTS were beaten as kids. We also think they should be beaten for wearing them. Of course we have no need to follow up on this as we're sure pimps everywhere will soon enslave these girls into prostitution and then beat them (this is, of course, based on the conclusion that SHPANTS = PROSTITUTION).

Q. Why would you create such a *beep*ed up page?
A. Lots of spare time.