Q. Who is behind this fiendish plot?
A. Many people who all agree: SHPANTS must stop!

Q. Who created this ingenious (thank you) website?
A. Dedicated SHPANT haters who know there are others out there who agree with us: SHPANTS are hideous!

Q. Who would wear such disgusting pants?
A. Teens girls who think it looks good. News flash: IT DOESN'T!

Q. Who can join this fight to stop the SHPANT movement?
A. Anyone who's as disgusted with SHPANTS as we are.

Q. Who is so disturbed and has so much time on their hands that they would actually contemplate such a meaningless protest?
A. No one knows. Even the owner of the site doesn't know. So very peculiar.