Q. When should I protest SHPANTS?
A. Whenever you see a teen girl wearing them.

Q. When did SHPANTS appear in public?
A. Just a little over a year ago.

Q. When will the horror end?
A. No one can be sure, but hopefully soon.

Q. When did this page get created?
A. In the summer of 1999.

Q. When did you lose it?
A. Several years prior to the creation of this page.