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WHAT?
If you're wondering just what are SHPANTS,
then read this FAQ.
Q. What are SHPANTS?
A. SHPANTS is just another
name for Clam Diggers.
Q. What are Clam Diggers?
A. The repulsive monstrity worn by teen girls world wide.
They're nasty. They're disgusted. They have no place in our society! (see
picture below).
Q. What kind of sick *beep* would wear Clam
Diggers?
A. Excelent question, but no answer. Any teen girl could
fall victim to the SHPANT movement. One minute
their normal everyday teen girls. The next minute... they wear Clam
Diggers! Save these girls, before it's too late!
Q. What can I do?
A. There are two things you can do: 1) Whenever you see
a teen girl wearing Clam Diggers, just cry
out in a high pitched voice "SHPANTS!", or
2) Place the NO SHPANTS button on your page
(see HOW for more information).
Q. What kind of loser are you?
A. Dammit, how'd this question get here?! |
