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Hey! Guess what! I found the password for my site, and now I can update once again. I probably won't, but at least the option is open. Check back in the next couple days, you might be pleasantly surprised, or horribly disappointed, the choice is yours.
Do you lack the necessary faculties to function in normal society? If the answer is yes, you have come to the right place. A haven for idiot savants, people with minor-medium brain damage, and those addicted to strange smells, ConKRUNKtion Junction offers love, support and a warm place to stay*. I have love for Norm MacDonald and soon you will too if you are stupid enough to not already possess some. With that said, I urge you to browse, or not, but remember this:ALL SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED!
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